Another Thread to Insult Your Intelligence!

[senob44]

In the **** of "rate this babe" threads, "which nationality of women are hotter" threads, "this pornstar is hot and I want to marry her" threads, and countless attempts to get you to list your favorite pornstars, I decided to come up with yet another attempt to insult the intelligence of the Talk section.

So take your thinking caps off folks, you shan't be needing them here!


1. Is your favorite pornstar hot?
a) Yes
b) No

2. What is George W. Bush's first name?
a) Muttonchop
b) George
c) Osama
d) Jebediah

3. Who is the pornstar pictured here:

a) Little Oral Annie
b) Peter North
c) Jenna Jameson
d) Lexington Steele

4. Do you either have a vagina or like vaginas, or both?
a) Yes
b) No

5. Does; This setence. use prOper capitulization Speling} n' gramar?
a) Yes
b) No

6. Do you like to talk about masturbation with other men?
a) Yes
b) No

Now if you answered "Yes" to #1,4,5 and 6 and knew the answers to the other two, you are qualified to start and bump as many threads as you wish on the Freeones board!

If you answered "No" on #5 or #6 feel free to wade through endless inane topics to try and find something more suited to your intellectual tastes.:wave:

 

[squallumz]

hmmm..... i like it!

 

[senob44]

hmmm..... i like it!

Thanks, squally...I actually worked on this for a little while, and I just couldn't get it to say quite what was on my mind, so I just did the best I can. It's kind of like a special senob verson of a rant watered down a bit as commentary.

 

[hedonis]

Brilliant... :thumbsup:

And you know my recent thoughts. :hatsoff:

H

 

[tunsty]

mmm..It's hard.



But enough about my predicament, onto the quiz...










mmmm, it's hard too.

 

[sputnikgirl]

Oh ****...I hope this isn't another part of the audition process for Star Blitzzz, or I'm in trouble.

 

[Sicario]

Excellent!

This test should be a required entrance exam for FreeOnes membership.

 

[YMIHERE]

I'd like to take the test but I can't find any #2 pencils. :dunno:

 

[gunslingingbird]

1. Is your favorite pornstar hot?

b) No

2. What is George W. Bush's first name?

d) Jebediah

3. Who is the pornstar pictured here:

e) Dammit, my ****** was playing with her camera again!

4. Do you either have a vagina or like vaginas, or both?

c) neither

5. Does; This setence. use prOper capitulization Speling} n' gramar?

a) Yup

6. Do you like to talk about masturbation with other men?

c) Isn't that what the point of Freeones Talk is?

How'd I do? How'd I do? Did I pass? When'll my results be in? I'll be sure to keep an eye on my mailbox. I can't wait! :mail:

 

[bodie54]

feel free to wade through endless inane topics to try and find something more suited to your intellectual tastes

ur penis size?

 

[senob44]

Dammit, my ****** was playing with her camera again!

:rofl: :1orglaugh :rofl2:

How'd I do? How'd I do? Did I pass? When'll my results be in? I'll be sure to keep an eye on my mailbox. I can't wait!

You ******! Oh God, with flying colors you ******! :rofl2:

:sing: The wind beneath my wings.....

 

[Becks...poamr]

Instead of answering the questions, can I just ***** with you?

 

[senob44]

Instead of answering the questions, can I just ***** with you?

That'll work! It will also work for any other women (or men) looking for an easy way out of this quiz!

In fact, just to offer that option is the whole reason I started this quiz!

 

[gunslingingbird]

That'll work! It will also work for any other women (or men) looking for an easy way out of this quiz!

In fact, just to offer that option is the whole reason I started this quiz!

What if I already ****** the quiz? Can I still take option #2? Maybe we can get bodie and tunsty to join in and have a big ol' party.

 

[dick van cock]

Why did you put so much effort in creating the quiz, senob? I instantaneously knew that this thread would insult my intelligence when I saw your name attached to it.... :1orglaugh

 

[senob44]

What if I already ****** the quiz? Can I still take option #2? Maybe we can get bodie and tunsty to join in and have a big ol' party.

Sure you can take option #2! And as long as bodie is wearing his black socks, I wouldn't rule out anything just yet.

Why did you put so much effort in creating the quiz, senob? I instantaneously knew that this thread would insult my intelligence when I saw your name attached to it.... :1orglaugh

Why did I put in the effort? Because any and everything that pops into my mind, I transcribe onto Freeones! Besides, what's a little effort if it will entertain my friends here on the board? I'm always "humping to please"!!

 

[Bigoldowls]

Insult our intelligence? Never!

 

[BlueBalls]

Instead of answering the questions, can I just ***** with you?

Me to .....Yes?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I dont know what this thread is about! Does that mean Im gay?

Or only if me too wants to ***** with senob?

 

[dick van cock]

I'm always "humping to please"!!

Is that you on the left ... or on the right ... or in the middle?