Annoyed!

[prof_porn]

My ******* is in my room and I want solitude in order to have fun. :1orglaugh

It's annoying!

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Tell him.

 

[prof_porn]

And say what?



I'll just stay awake until I'm alone.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

^ Dude. I have to beat it. Fuck off.

 

[prof_porn]

I would never say that.

I can read stuff. Literotica...

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

^ He's your *******. More importantly, he's a guy. He'll understand.

 

[prof_porn]

He's not naive, but I am not that graphic with my language. Sexually conservative, middle class upbringing.

That's why I need to finfd/marry a whore who is public with her sexuality.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

^ Fine.

"Excuse me, dear *******. It would please me greatly if you would elevate yourself from your seating apparatus and evacuate to another part of the house as I would very much like to watch motion pictures of a woman being vaginally penetrated by two men simultaneously."

 

[prof_porn]

You read my mind. I have ish buffered.

 

[jod0565]

Put some gay porn - I mean homosexual acts of love - on and that should get him to leave.

 

[316sherm]

Fuck, your ******* can't be worse than my work!:fight: Just waitin for the lottery! :fingerscrossed:

 

[prof_porn]

finally alone!

 

[jod0565]

Let the Left Handed Mambo begin!

 

[BlueBalls]

Was the bathroom with some "fond memories" not an option? I suppose it wouldn't have been as enjoyable as whatever you could have looked at in your room, but the end result would have been the same.

Or in order to avert future events such as these, you living elsewhere might be an option.

 

[prof_porn]

It's usually not an issue. I would like my own place though.

 

[D-rock]

Why do you allow people in your room in the first place?

 

[mrtrebus]

Why do you allow people in your room in the first place?

What he said. It's your room. Just tell him to fuck off to his own fucking room. Or go into his room & wank all over his bed. The perfect crime.

 

[jod0565]

Why do you allow people in your room in the first place?

Bunkbed.

 

[prof_porn]

Nothing to hide, usually. I am not a secret agent, so dont need such security. During the day, I leave my door open.

 

[mrtrebus]

Nothing to hide, usually. I am not a secret agent, so dont need such security. During the day, I leave my door open.

You leave it open when you pull yourself off too I bet. . .Oh the danger! The thrill! :bowdown: