Annoyances

People who believe their life,ideas and desires are of the utmost importance. These people are usually narrow-minded, sexist, racist and every other bad -ist you can think of.
 
waking up in the morning... man that annoys me :mad:

Oh hell yeah. Man what I wouldnt give for some dead time.

People who believe their life,ideas and desires are of the utmost importance. These people are usually narrow-minded, sexist, racist and every other bad -ist you can think of.

While ya gotta be self-important to a point.. yeah. One should never let themselves be too.. overbearing to anyone besides themselves and maybe their ******. I mean hey, sometimes ya just gotta tell *** to shut up, *** get back to whatever wife you're with now and dammit sis, stop stealing the good chicken!
 
i fucking **** alarm clocks on commercials or tv/movies in general. when they go off it stresses me out. the noise bugs the holy **** out of me. i also **** phones ringing. it always wakes my wife up, no matter how low the volume is.
 
But, honey, a girl could be a lot uglier than you and still be hot!

I will NEVER understand the male mind.



My fiancee can attest that if someone is more than 5 mph under the limit (and it's safe) I whip out the ******* pass.

Oh, dear Lord, I don't know HOW I got my driver's license with someone like YOU as an example. Oh, wait...I'm in NJ.


Ooooh, more annoyances.

People who try to merge in front of you, but they're not far enough ahead and their trunk tries to get intimate with the hood of your car.

Young girls (elementary school age) dressing like low class hookers.

Fat people showing off their flab.

Seinfeld.

People who talk loud when I'm RIGHT NEXT TO THEM. Yeah, thanks for proving once again you were born in Brooklyn.

People who always want to bum smokey treats, but never offer to pay.

Ghetto escapees who think they're God's gift to the planet.
 
False Arrogance....self confidence is one thing,but people who think they are better than they really are.--------People who wear Harley Davidson gear that have never ever been on a motorcycle (some kind of fashion):1orglaugh-----People who envy and put down people just because they have money...(class envy and jealousy)----Guys that wear camoflage pants that have never served in the military..(this really pisses Me off in a time of War).---The joke of NASCAR as (real racing):1orglaugh----Rich teenagers that dress like boys from the ghetto----The extremists of the Left Wing and of the Right Wing.----Those Damn lottery people that hold up the line at the convenience stores.----The DAMN Los Angeles TRAFFIC!!!!!----Young Men that "*****" the martial arts just to be a badass and looking for a fight..(most get put down pretty badly)---Those that do not respect their elders,tradition,religion,veterans,etc,etc.....(the world was not created yesterday)---People who own Pitbulls to make themselves feel tough---Lack of manners and common courtesy to Women(Old or Young)...A lady does not have to be a "Hot Babe" to have a door opened for Her.---Finally...people that bitch about the state of things and don't vote or get involved in any way in the political process.
 
Fat people showing off their flab.

I agree with this and will expand on it by listing fat people that wear spandex (or other stretchy form fitting clothing). It's like a saying I once heard my ****** say a long time ago, "Spandex isn't a right, it's a privilege". :rofl:

People that wear Under Armour type clothing when they are just average people because they think it makes them look athletic aren't much better.
 
Phone menu systems. You call and it’s answered by a computer offering you choices 1 to 9. One choice seems right and you choose it. The next levels of choices don’t seem as reverent but you go on. The next five levels of choices convince you you’re lost. So you choose 0 for operator. This brings you back to the top level of choices again. Where are all the people who used to answer the phone?
 
senob44 wrote - When I'm the first at the light and the car opposite me makes a left turn in front of me on green, and does it slowly so I have to wait for them.

I've developed a way of "dealing" with this situation - wouldn't necessarily recomment it - but then again the results can be oh so satisfying :D

People who try to merge in front of you, but they're not far enough ahead and their trunk tries to get intimate with the hood of your car.

Yep. And if they go on to not acknowledge your existence by either a) not waving thanks or b) driving at a snail's pace or worst of all c) both, I consider them ticketed for termination lol

Young girls (elementary school age) dressing like low class hookers.

"Prostitots"
wth are their parents thinking??

Fat people showing off their flab.

Yes

People who talk loud when I'm RIGHT NEXT TO THEM.

Agreed.
And there once was a television show that did an episode about that...but which one? Hmm, the name's right on the tip of my tongue....

Seinfeld.

Bingo! :tongue:

People who always want to bum smokey treats, but never offer to pay.

My freshman year roomie. I had to work overtime to support his non smoking habit :mad:
 
People who don't work, who can't sort out their own problems and decide to go on fucking TV Talk Shows!:mad:
More.-
Big *******.
Automated Srevices.
Slow Ass drivers.
British weather.
Richard and Judy.
Ricky Gervais.
 
#1 right now:

Mr. Opportunity. The Honda commercial where the cartoon guy knocks on your TV screen, klunk klunk, at the beginning and at the end of the commercial. If I had any wish to buy a Honda, that crap turns me right off. Knock on that screen and I will blow your f'ing brains out Mr. Opportunity. Try me. I change the channel just to avoid the obnoxious annoyance of that garbage in my face!


Ben Affleck or Ryan Seacrest. They are both a big freaking who cares to me.

American Idol and everyone associated with it.

People who don't return calls should do 5 years hard labor.
 
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People who don't return calls should do 5 years hard labor.

I totally agree.

I called a friend of mine (she texted me, but I can't, for some reason, text back...) and left a voicemail.

She hasn't called/texted back, but she's been complaining that she's bored and wants company.
 
#1 right now:

Mr. Opportunity. The Honda commercial where the cartoon guy knocks on your TV screen, klunk klunk, at the beginning and at the end of the commercial. If I had any wish to buy a Honda, that crap turns me right off. Knock on that screen and I will blow your f'ing brains out Mr. Opportunity. Try me. I change the channel just to avoid the obnoxious annoyance of that garbage in my face!

Next they are going to buy the rights to the Burger King and have him sell Hondas to you.
 
I actually think "The King" is funny (at least in the football commercials they ran awhile back where he was catching passes and such) but I admit, he's scary. Mr. Opportunity, though just sucks. I get nervous he's going to break my TV when he knocks on it!
 
People who relate EVERY issue to corporations/politicians. Not that I don't see their points, it's just after a while it gets old, not everything is a result of one of these two things.
 
Text messages, How R U? Are just too cool. Now, no one can spell to save their lives without num3ers in words.
Calling someone "Dude".
Bad language.
Movie people that shoot handguns with no recoil. Bang! Bang! Bang! in the same hole.
Movie people that shoot handguns they hold sideways like they're so heavy they can't lift them.
Wheels on cars, (especially old crappy cars), that spin when the car stops.
Boom box stereo systems that fill the trunk in cars.
People who lay across the front seats while they drive those cars.
The widespread, "Pants falling down", syndrome.
The "cha *****" metallic sound when someone stabs someone else in a movie with a *****.
The "click click" noise guns make on TV or in movies when it's extremely quiet, that you would have made ready long before then.
 
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