Andronicus Ry vs ~~whimsy~~

[Skyraider22]

That's a bad comparison. Here's a more accurate one:

I'm Han Solo. Whimsy is Chewbacca - he smells funny, never gets laid, and nothing he says ever makes any goddamn sense.

Ha Ha Ha ha damn that is pretty good :1orglaugh

 

[titsrock]

I could go along with that for Andro, but I'm pretty sure there is a Kramerian quality to whimsy...

(that would mean whimsy scores more tail than Andro since Kramer got laid plenty of times on the show whereas Newman only banged 1 chick that we know of) :dunno:

Diva = Jerry?

 

[titsrock]

That's a bad comparison. Here's a more accurate one:

I'm Han Solo. Whimsy is Chewbacca - he smells funny, never gets laid, and nothing he says ever makes any goddamn sense.

:wave2: George. How them Yankees.

 

[roronoa3000]

I could go along with that for Andro, but I'm pretty sure there is a Kramerian quality to whimsy...

(that would mean whimsy scores more tail than Andro since Kramer got laid plenty of times on the show whereas Newman only banged 1 chick that we know of) :dunno:

Diva = Jerry?

When the hell did Newman get laid?


...I'd like "lay" with Elaine myself.

 

[Ace Bandage]

:wave2: George. How them Yankees.

You must have a death wish. There really is no other explanation. I should stab you in the throat for insinuating that I hold any allegiance to the Evil Empire. I'd rather sew my own goddamn head to the carpet than root for the Yankees.

 

[titsrock]

When the hell did Newman get laid?


...I'd like "lay" with Elaine myself.

Newman plowed a hot blonde that Jerry went out with later on, but Jerry could never understand how/why/what she saw in Newman and it caused him to ~panic~ and end the relationship.


George roared...

You must have a death wish. There really is no other explanation. I should stab you in the throat for insinuating that I hold any allegiance to the Evil Empire. I'd rather sew my own goddamn head to the carpet than root for the Yankees.

Well if you want to be Newman than you could hate Keith Hernandez and the Mets.



I report. You decide.

 

[roronoa3000]

Keith Hernandez spit on me once.

 

[titsrock]

^
One of the greatest Seinfeld eps evah...:1orglaugh

 

[~~whimsy~~]

What the fuck does Seinfeld have to do with this thread that Andronicus doesn't have to do with being a fucking complete loser!?

 

[roronoa3000]

A little Birdy told me that Andronicus has significant shrinkage.

...permanently.

Hey, the Birdy said it, not me. Don't shoot the messenger.

 

[maildude]

My sister is a lesbian. So either one will do.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING ~~WHIMSY~~

You best know what is good for you or else! :hammer:

 

[titsrock]

A little Birdy told me that Andronicus has significant shrinkage.

...permanently.

Hey, the Birdy said it, not me. Don't shoot the messenger.

That little Birdy told me that Andro is master of the double dip...EWWWWWW

 

[HE1FiNEARTiST]

i got a gay cousin that dresses like Sara Jean Underwood, perhaps Mr. Andronicus can give him a whirrrl :hatsoff:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

i got a gay cousin that dresses like Sara Jean Underwood, perhaps Mr. Andronicus can give him a whirrrl :hatsoff:

Andronicus would love nothing but to fuck that particular Sara Jean :nanner:

 

[alexpnz]

I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING ~~WHIMSY~~

You best know what is good for you or else! :hammer:

 

[mrtrebus]

I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING ~~WHIMSY~~

You best know what is good for you or else! :hammer:

:ban:

 

[jinxypie]

Leave my sister out of this!
(Really... you don't want to go down that road.)

*I* want to meet Andronicus Ry. Cubs fans unite!

 

[roronoa3000]

Leave my sister out of this!
(Really... you don't want to go down that road.)

*I* want to meet Andronicus Ry. Cubs fans unite!

I bet you 2 are disappointed annually.

 

[mrtrebus]

I bet you 2 are disappointed annually.

:nono:
I bet you 2 are disappointed anally.