Anal creampie disaster

Like my *** used to say whenever something went wrong, "**** happens!"
 
...:throwup: ...I like the creampie stuff, but that's just sick!
 
I just posted about this type of thing on another thread. I find that stuff disgusting. What's just as bad is when the girls ass gets all raw and inflamed from the anal sex, and when they have her push the cum out the inner intestines of her anus pushes out too. It looks like ****** roast beef :throwup:
 
I would say "Gh god thats disgusting, yuck!" etc just to join in, but the fact is i've seen stuff on the internet a hell of a lot worse than this... And I'm sure a lot more of you guys have too...
 
dave_rhino said:
I would say "Gh god thats disgusting, yuck!" etc just to join in, but the fact is i've seen stuff on the internet a hell of a lot worse than this... And I'm sure a lot more of you guys have too...
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well obviously. I just wasn't in the mood to see that at the time
 
xxaru said:
I just posted about this type of thing on another thread. I find that stuff disgusting. What's just as bad is when the girls ass gets all raw and inflamed from the anal sex, and when they have her push the cum out the inner intestines of her anus pushes out too. It looks like ****** roast beef :throwup:
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Umm.. no offense but we're all made outta meat. With ***** and other good stuff/nastiness. Get used to the fact that we're all filled with many manner of strange things. Like turds. :shrug of wtf:

ChefChiTown said:
That was the most horrible thing I've ever seen...I think...maybe.
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Then you, sir.. havent looked at your own crap ever and are therefore.. the weakest link.

dave_rhino said:
I would say "Gh god thats disgusting, yuck!" etc just to join in, but the fact is i've seen stuff on the internet a hell of a lot worse than this... And I'm sure a lot more of you guys have too...
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Indeed. +Rep if I can send it. That was unintentional and pretty soft compared to the daily dribble at StileProject or Rotten-Dot and people are (anally) blowing this out of proportion. As hot as any of you might think her.. she's blown chunks, had diarrhea and might even get herpes sores on her soft, round cunt. Reality is a bish, get used to it. :P ;)

********** said:
I have to be honest with you. Seeing something that nasty coming out of a girl that hot is just delicious to me. She's utterly gorgeous and I wish more creampie scenes had more than just colombian pure white manjuice pouring out of these luscious angel's asses. If men are going to be this obsessed with girls butts and pumping stuff up there and watching it squirt out, then you have to take the nasty with the clean, that's just life. Personally I find the nastier the better, and this just makes the scene twice as dirty which can only be a good thing imo. And yes, I would lick her clean completely without even being asked (because she's so hot) and I know I'm the only one who feels that way but I'm happy with that.
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Well Foxy..you've managed to get an erection out of absolutely everything in the entire world. Whether that makes you lucky or screwed.. isnt my place to say. :shrug of hmmm.:

P.S. Cant rep the rhino. Go fig.
 
********** said:
You could put it that way. I don't pretend to be in relationships I'm not in though, despite what you may have heard. :D Yes, elipsusgurl is real. And let's me (and others) anal creampie her.
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what does pretending to be in relationships that you're not really in have to do with this thread?
 
the look on her face is just priceless. she knows what's happening, she knows she can't stop it... and then she realized: "i just ruined that couch... ****..."
 
********** said:
Nothing really. I was just saying, I may be sick and depraved, but I'm not a liar or a poser which I think is worse. Some people still think elipsusgurl doesn't exist. Or that she's not my beau. However she does. And is. I don't pretend to be betrothed to people I'm not. So it was an offhand comment that was kind of irrelavant. Now back to the **** talking. :D

I love the way it explodes out of her ass when he pulls out. Just me? Anyone? No?...
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It must have meant something it if it was said and must been directed at somebody.
 
********** said:
Nothing really. I was just saying, I may be sick and depraved, but I'm not a liar or a poser which I think is worse. Some people still think elipsusgurl doesn't exist. Or that she's not my beau. However she does. And is. I don't pretend to be betrothed to people I'm not. So it was an offhand comment that was kind of irrelavant. Now back to the **** talking. :D

I love the way it explodes out of her ass when he pulls out. Just me? Anyone? No?...
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You do seem a little hostile about this whole thing. You can have your opinions. And anyone who cares that much about what you do offline is not worth getting angry over. We're all friends here :D
 
********** said:
Oh yeah, well you know the two things most commonly said about me (other than political things) are that I'm fucked up sexually and that I lie about my life (my relationship with elipsusgurl, her existance, dating pornstars, etc), so it was kind of tongue in cheek to say I may be fucked up but at least I don't lie about relationships, since some people think I do :D just a joke, no hostility meant, if directed at anyone, probably towards myself I guess you could say! :D As people often say, no-one can diss you like you can diss yourself, right?
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Hey I have no problem with you. People can believe whatever they want. as long as you don't push your views on others, you're fine with me
 
********** said:
And as long as you believe exactly what I tell you to believe, you're fine with me. :D Jk.

Thanks man. So what happened to all the bathroom talk? What if it was just the guy's cum that was actually light brown. Maybe Dr. House or someone could have a field day figuring that one out.
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That would be a pretty messed up disease. I'm still waiting to see a leprechaun shoot a green load
 
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