An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away

Staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals.

Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at women's breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym.

A five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.

Dr. Karen Weatherby, who carried out the German study, wrote in the New England Journal of Medicine: "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.

"There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and heart attack in half.

"We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

-Jonathan Hayter
 

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Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
Hell yes! Now, if they can find some evidence that eating ice cream actually helps to prevent heart attacks, I'll be set!
 

Torre82

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OOOOH! Boobies!

Wait..aw shit, that aint news! ;)
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
I can only assume, in my case, that staring at a womans legs works the same way? Also by doing so and extending my life by 4 or 5 years I'd break about even with the years I lost by smoking? I guess that smoking for 12 years shortened my life by about as much as I'll gain by checking out a nice pair of gams???

Damn it, I need answers people!
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
Play it safe, keep staring at breasts. :D

don't get me wrong, I like a nice pair of tits, just not as much as the next guy. I saw some crazy sexy legs today when I went to buy beer...my fucking god! Perfection!!!
 
Great! I look at many boobs every single day, not the least of which are Becks' prize pupils. If I get a hard-on while looking at boobs, I call it the Eyeful Tower.
 
While you guys ...

While you guys are staring at the breasts or legs, and then debating which are better, I'm looking at her mid-section down that curve out to her hips and 'round those thigh-asses -- thinking about how good it would feel to spear her while driving my hands all up and down those same curves.

The breasts and legs are just additives to that fantasy. Sure, I like cleavage and a good lower leg shot, but what really gets me going is a good shot of cleavage above some fanging hips and a high cut skirt that doesn't stop at the lower leg, but goes all the way up those thick thighs.

All window dressing for the final destination I was programmed by God Herself to do those in Her Image. But I'll still do the hour-long fucking for the real exercise. ;)
 
Best you not wander down from below her breasts then ...

Great! I look at many boobs every single day, not the least of which are Becks' prize pupils. If I get a hard-on while looking at boobs, I call it the Eyeful Tower.
From our prior discussions, it's probably not good you look where's I'd normally look, because she'd probably give you a heart attack from the lust.

I'm starting to think God invented breasts and lower legs and the common lust for breasts to prevent cardiac arrest from men who drift into watching those full fanging, cock engulfing, cum siphoning hips around perfect, hourglasses with supportive mid-sections and thighs as much as the breasts above and lower legs below.

Then again, you said "Tower" so it sounds like you are running your eyes up and down, noting the pedestal that upholds the cleavage shelf trim. ;)
 
It is fake ...

This is fake. I've seen it discussed on several boards now, including this one in a prior thread I believe.

As much as 30 minutes of exercise should have been the tip. ;)
 
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