American sandwich vs. European sandwich (parody)
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Surely the thread title should be British sandwich v European sandwich?
That's why all of us Americans are fat arrogant assholes.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
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That just reminds me. I gotta go to Jersey Mike's today. Forgot yesterday getting fried chicken at the Ralph's instead.
Make sure you put some oil and vinegar on that bad boy.
I have visited many European countries.
Hotel's restraunt offers usually bread basket, the customer takes a piece of bread and put the butter on top of it.
I have been a quest of the family in Sweden and Norway and they did not offer a two-layer bread.
Yes, the sandwich is perhaps inappropriate word.
Voileipä = bread with margarine on top (wtf)
Vegetarians are generally placed on a plate.
It is difficult to argue matters of taste.
Mr. Velvet says that he does not like the Filipino food and that's about it.
The most important thing is that the Filipinos do not suffer from hunger.
lol
Supafly
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These days the motherfucking pope is there, all will be fed, and if it's only retarted catholic bullshit stories
Re: The picture of the breag I posted - We call that "Stulle", colloquially
bobjustbob
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Ah, the sammich. There are 2 parts to it, the bread and the rest of it. Us Americans lock the sammich into the lunch category. A middle meal that isn't taken too seriously. We often toss anything quick together and may not even eat it. When we do the bread is not really considered. The better sammiches have the better bread but we are less cultured in bread. It's not that we can't find it, we just don't shop for it as deserved like produce and meats. The mass produced stuff suffices to do the job.
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This photo must be fabricated, since there are vegetables in it.
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... Definitely American. :rubbel:
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Well that seems a bit extreme! Why can't they just sit at the table like us meat eaters?
GodsEmbryo
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I think Assari is trying to tell that it's better to have an American girlfriend than an European girlfriend, because European women are lazy, pampered and picky business women in suits, who are bad at cooking and taking care of any house chores. European women will only make you cheap crisp rye-breads and tell you to go buy your beer by yourself, while shaving her legs with your razor and munching hazel nuts. But big boobed and sexy American women will make you some real tasty sandwiches that will make your mouth water, bring you a beer without even having to ask and suck your cock better too...
It is a famous American Dagood sandwich so I guess that they eat vegetables.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dagwood_sandwich
Oh no, spelling error again.
Vegetables are usually on a plate.
lol
I think Assari is trying to tell that it's better to have an American girlfriend than an European girlfriend, because European women are lazy, pampered and picky business women in suits, who are bad at cooking and taking care of any house chores. European women will only make you cheap crisp rye-breads and tell you to go buy your beer by yourself, while shaving her legs with your razor and munching hazel nuts. But big boobed and sexy American women will make you some real tasty sandwiches that will make your mouth water, bring you a beer without even having to ask and suck your cock better too...
If that is true then the American woman is the best.
They don't say for no reason that in America everything is bigger. Sandwiches, boobs, booties, orgasms, cars...
That's pretty obvious knowing that making of sandwiches belongs to the basic responsibilities of every woman. When American sandwiches are much more tasty, juicy and bigger and European sandwiches look like a dry leftovers from the garbage bin. First direction is to look at lack of basic skills and teachings on women in European culture...
Worth of a woman can be seen and judged from their cooking skills, which directly mirrors to their persona and status... These European women will be just too busy walking nose high up into the sky trying to look like big bosses, but cannot even make a proper sandwich? What kind of woman is that?
This is evolutionarily disbenefit for a human male to mate with a human female who is unable to even make a proper sandwiches. Their babies will starve and a man will become too weak to bring more dishes to the table and will have a short life due depression. Real males seek females with the most probable chances of leaving surviving and healthy progeny. These should be a strong women able to survive and feed their babies over the dark and cold winter times. Another evolutionary benefit is to have a wide social networking skills for these females. People are animals that live in herds after all...
bahodeme
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But big boobed and sexy American women will make you some real tasty sandwiches that will make your mouth water, bring you a beer without even having to ask and suck your cock better too...
Where are they??? I NEVER met of these that you speak of!! I will see a Leprechaun riding a unicorn chasing a fairy first.
They don't say for no reason that in America everything is bigger. Sandwiches, boobs, booties, orgasms, cars...
That's pretty obvious knowing that making of sandwiches belongs to the basic responsibilities of every woman. When American sandwiches are much more tasty, juicy and bigger and European sandwiches look like a dry leftovers from the garbage bin.
Also American cars are / were big.
Medium USA car is almost as big as the big European car.
American sandwich can be a whole meal.
Euro-bread is modest and dry and it is only part of the meal.
I've heard that "the real America" is this area which is circled.
I quess that the woman who live in that area know how to make sandwiches. :dunno:
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