I keep seeing women with augmented breasts. I keep seeing women with piercings. I keep seeing women...well, I really like to see women, but one thing makes me think I'm different from most guys, and that's bothering me.
There are leg men, who classify and grade and drool. I'm not one of them.
There are breast men, who classify, measure, speculate, and drool. I'm not one of them.
There are men who express a preference for small, tight vaginas. I'm not one of them.
There are men who insist on shaven mavens. I'm not one of them.
For me, if she has beautiful eyes, then she is beautiful. That's about it.
Oh, I do have preferences. I prefer no piercings (they get in the way of my tongue). That goes for earlobes too because that's where my tongue spends most of its time.
I prefer no more breast than I can tend to easily with my mouth and hands.
And she has to smile at me. That is when I get the best view of her eyes.
But that's not the worst of it. If one of the babes on this board were to appear suddenly in my house, then the first thing I would want to do about it would be to sit and talk for a long while. I enjoy getting to know someone much more than having sex with someone I don't know very well. Does that make me strange too? And in case anyone asks, I'm currently 68 years old, but my age is not a factor. I was this way when I was 17 years old and a freshman in college.
So, here is an example of someone I think is absolutely beautiful. Too bad she's already married. Well, too bad for me; I'm happy for her though.
Doesn't she have the loveliest eyes!
There are leg men, who classify and grade and drool. I'm not one of them.
There are breast men, who classify, measure, speculate, and drool. I'm not one of them.
There are men who express a preference for small, tight vaginas. I'm not one of them.
There are men who insist on shaven mavens. I'm not one of them.
For me, if she has beautiful eyes, then she is beautiful. That's about it.
Oh, I do have preferences. I prefer no piercings (they get in the way of my tongue). That goes for earlobes too because that's where my tongue spends most of its time.
I prefer no more breast than I can tend to easily with my mouth and hands.
And she has to smile at me. That is when I get the best view of her eyes.
But that's not the worst of it. If one of the babes on this board were to appear suddenly in my house, then the first thing I would want to do about it would be to sit and talk for a long while. I enjoy getting to know someone much more than having sex with someone I don't know very well. Does that make me strange too? And in case anyone asks, I'm currently 68 years old, but my age is not a factor. I was this way when I was 17 years old and a freshman in college.
So, here is an example of someone I think is absolutely beautiful. Too bad she's already married. Well, too bad for me; I'm happy for her though.
Doesn't she have the loveliest eyes!