Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
I like to masturbate. I like it a lotta lotta. But I cannot masturbate to porn or porno ladies. I can’t masturbate to any other kinda actresses or centerfolds. I only masturbate to ladies that I’ve had some sorta personal encounter or contact with. I could masturbate to a porno lady if I saw her and talked to her at the grocery store but not just if I saw her in a pornographic video. I mostly masturbate to ladies I have already done the sex to, could do the sex to, or want to do the sex to but only if they exist to me in real life and aren’t just an object of pornography. I need to go to the grocery store today and find some fresh meat to masturbate to as my bullpen of ladies needs to expand.