Hi I'm 22 yrs old and still a virgin. I am craving for sex and was wondering if I am normal for wanting to have sex at a brothel in order to experience my first fuck. I am intimidated at the whole "seedy" men go there kind of preconception considering I have no sexual experience. Any advice? I just can't take this sexual depravity any more!
Am I normal for wanting to lose my virginity at a brothel?
- Thread starter saampi
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Fuck "normal". Enjoy your soup. 
Oh, and I've never been to one, but I'm willing to bet most men that go in there feel the same way, at least a first.
Oh, and I've never been to one, but I'm willing to bet most men that go in there feel the same way, at least a first.
GregCentauro
Banned
Oh yes! Sweet memories! I tried to lose my virginity at a brothel. And you know what happened? They sent me home and said: "Come back when you're 14!"
No, you're not only not normal, you're seedy.
Even ignoring all questions about morality and how doing this will affect your possible relationships later on, catching a nasty STD from those places is possible unless you get to some high-class one where all the "workers" are screened for diseases.
So my answer is no. I wouldn't recommend being so insanely hasty on getting rid of your virginity. :2 cents:
So my answer is no. I wouldn't recommend being so insanely hasty on getting rid of your virginity. :2 cents:
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
How the fuck can you crave something if you haven't experienced it before? If you're so pathetic that you can't get pussy at all except from a brothel, do yourself a favor and swan dive onto some moving helicopter rotors.
Just go and fill your boots son!
You have exhausted every option available to you upon which one might find sexual congress, have you not? You haven't just sat in your house, in front of your computer waiting for the vagina to come to you? If it happens to be the case that you have deluded yourself into thinking that you have done enough to get laid when you so obviously haven't then there really is only one course of action: log off, go outside and do what normal people do!
Now of course if you just happen to have been the former in this case then it really is your choice; if the weight of your balls is just too heavy of a burden to bare then by all means sample of the forbidden fruits. But a word of advice to you, for the love of God! DO NOT set foot inside of a brothel under any circumstance if you can help it. Those places are no fun at all. They're depressing and the lighting is always far too harsh. No, my advice to you would be to hire a van for a night and on a night of your choosing (preferably a week night) go out curb crawling. Of course the pickings will be slim, but you're going to have to just live with that, pussy is pussy after all no matter how disgusting it smells and how many track marks and bruises she has.
Now the van, the curb crawling, the duct tape, hack saw and trash bags and a map to several different deserted lakes, ponds and children's playgrounds are all items that you will have to invest in that is in the long run going to save you a lot of trouble and far less panic. Use them well and be smart about it and you could get laid, get back your fee and strangle someone to death all on the same night, which I'm sure you'll agree is far more of an experience than having to look at the unimpressive product of human trafficking, blowing your load as soon as she gets her tits out and not having the option to get that much desired refund because the big eastern European thug standing outside the door will burst through in at any moment and crack you over the head at a moments notice as soon as voices are raised.
There does seem to be one logical choice here buddy. Of course I cannot tell you which one to choose. I can only show you the door my friend, it is your choice whether or not you wish to walk through it.
Either heed my advice or don't. The door remains open either way.
Now of course if you just happen to have been the former in this case then it really is your choice; if the weight of your balls is just too heavy of a burden to bare then by all means sample of the forbidden fruits. But a word of advice to you, for the love of God! DO NOT set foot inside of a brothel under any circumstance if you can help it. Those places are no fun at all. They're depressing and the lighting is always far too harsh. No, my advice to you would be to hire a van for a night and on a night of your choosing (preferably a week night) go out curb crawling. Of course the pickings will be slim, but you're going to have to just live with that, pussy is pussy after all no matter how disgusting it smells and how many track marks and bruises she has.
Now the van, the curb crawling, the duct tape, hack saw and trash bags and a map to several different deserted lakes, ponds and children's playgrounds are all items that you will have to invest in that is in the long run going to save you a lot of trouble and far less panic. Use them well and be smart about it and you could get laid, get back your fee and strangle someone to death all on the same night, which I'm sure you'll agree is far more of an experience than having to look at the unimpressive product of human trafficking, blowing your load as soon as she gets her tits out and not having the option to get that much desired refund because the big eastern European thug standing outside the door will burst through in at any moment and crack you over the head at a moments notice as soon as voices are raised.
There does seem to be one logical choice here buddy. Of course I cannot tell you which one to choose. I can only show you the door my friend, it is your choice whether or not you wish to walk through it.
Either heed my advice or don't. The door remains open either way.
my buddy's uncle brought him to one when he was like 16 to help him bust his cherry.
Sir BB just doesn't take no for an answer.
Are you going to the Bunny Ranch ?
SpexyAshleigh
Official Checked Star Member
My opinion goes somewhat like this.
Instead of paying a shitload of money, why not just TRY HARDER TO GET LAID THE OLD FASHIONED WAY. Seriously. Its one thing to pay for sex if you're super busy with work and travel and don't have the time to date or pick up...but paying for sex because you're either too lazy to pickup, or CAN'T pickup...just makes you pathetic (at least in the eyes of other women). And if anyone finds out about it, you're going to have that haunt you forever...girls find out about it? They'll think you're a disgusting pig, or a loser. Guys find out about it? They'll make fun of you for not being able to get laid. I'm not going to bring up the STD thing because if you go to a legal brothel, chances are you'll be safe as they require their girls to get regular testing done.
Seriously, just go to a campus bar on a Thursday nite, with $50 in hand and get a girl nice and sloppy. :dunno:
Why is everyone so worried about losing their virginity?
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
And we have a winner. If I hadn't been tied down to one miserable whore during college, I would have worked that strategy to death.
You would be better off at one of the legal houses in Nevada, like the Bunny Ranch. I've been to a few of them several times and if you can afford to go. I'd say go ahead, these places in Nevada are clean, the girls are hot and its safer than going to a streetwalker or a some illegal joint. But, like i said earlier...can you afford it?
just my:2 cents:
just my:2 cents:
But you went to Purdon't...and this strategy, however ~Spexylicious~ it may be, would have ultimately failed for you...
Hey, OP....you have my blessing. Head to a Brothel...grab a Gin&Tonic...and choose a girl that catches your eye. Don't think about it too much and have some fun!:nanner:
i'd say you're normal, at least this way you won't have to spend a whole night pretending to be interested in a chick, you'll both know you're there to fuck...i'd ask her for some training
If your a virgin heading to a brothel like the Bunny Ranch isn't such a bad idea. It might cost a lot but your going to be with a beautiful porn star who is very experienced sexually and is not some drunk roadkill. A place like the Bunny Ranch is a great place to go if you want to lose your virginity and you have the cash.:dunno:
