all the single men (and maybe women) out there- how often do you wake up humping the bed?

[humperbink]

I slept for about 5 hours, woke up humping the bed for 5 minutes, noticed the sunrise coming, and realized I'd rather go back to sleep so I roll over on my back and sleep another 3 hours. Lazy boner blues perhaps, or just a sign that sleep is more important than cumming. I wake up humping the bed at least twice a month. How often do you?

 

[sean miguel]

Wait, you can cum humping your bed?

BRB

 

[humperbink]

If you don't rely on your hand or a vagina too much, you can. Or alternatively you can drill a hole in the mattress. I worry that a hole might expand and force me to buy another mattress in the near future, so it's best to just rub a dub dub your pinky across the mattress and pretend it's whatever gets you off, lol.

 

[HeroOfTime]

Looks like fun maybe I'll try it

 

[humperbink]

That's me! Except I wouldn't be wearing clothes.

 

[HehehehehehehehehehahaHyena]

Once. In my life.