Air Force is the toughest branch of them all.

It's honorable to serve in any of the branches the USA has to offer. I shall leave my biased opinion at the door of this thread. :hatsoff:
 

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It's honorable to serve in any of the branches the USA has to offer. I shall leave my biased opinion at the door of this thread. :hatsoff:

Oh man, this even got inside the head of a marine. Chuck Norris has some type of mystical power.

Yea, I was talking to a marine who came to both of my garage sales. Sold him some of my marine gear. He was an older gentleman was in during vietnam and we talked about how that relates to this war, but the soldiers don't get spit on or shunned from society. Kind of a long story and I'm sure you understand that.

This is a joke thread anyways. Marines and Army are front line guys, but the marines are first in the front line sort of speak. They got the tough jobs. We rely in the Air Force and the Navy on technology making our job not as dangerous and the reason why were not exactly known as tough. That and the fact of boot camp being 2 days long and the toughest part is when the music stops to grab our cakes.
 
Chuck Norris was in the AF, nuff said.

Yeah, but he didn't need to fly in plane when he took out enemy aircraft that were closing in. I hear enemy aircraft seeing chuck coming for them on their radar was the worst thing possible for them.
 

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Yeah, but he didn't need to fly in plane when he took out enemy aircraft that were closing in.

I heard about that. He was stationed in North Korea for 2 of his years since the North Koreans didn't have the balls to ask him to leave.

Chuck norris had an interesting life. He was the first westerner to get an 8th degree black belt. Not saying that black belts exactly mean anything except that you have good mental focus, but it's def cool.
 

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Chuck Norris could shoot down enemy planes by pointing his finger at them and shouting, "Bang!"
 

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You know what's funny about this? Has chuck norris even been alive to see a war where the other side had more than one plan if any at all?
 
Chuck Norris looked at the bigger picture when Bruce Lee died. Norris knew he would be the one beating Bruce Lee to the nursing home and hospice centers. Thus Chuck Norris won in the long run.
 
Chuck Norris would go ape if he served in a sub. He'd get washed out.
 
Chuck Norris jokes aside, I have to say that the Air Force is easily the softest bunch of them all. Most of the couch potatoes in the United States can pass their damn physical training test. These guys are the most pampered group of soldiers in the best military in the world and universe as far as we know. The Marines, now that is where the certified ass kickers are.
 
Chuck Norris jokes aside, I have to say that the Air Force is easily the softest bunch of them all. Most of the couch potatoes in the United States can pass their damn physical training test. These guys are the most pampered group of soldiers in the best military in the world and universe as far as we know. The Marines, now that is where the certified ass kickers are.

Air Force is good to get into to get into fields that help R&D and make the equipment the rest of the military uses to ass kick with and keep them going via the medics. :hatsoff:

Not saying the other branches don't. However, Air Force, that is a good way to get into military occupation fields of all levels and many different paths.
 

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Chuck Norris jokes aside, I have to say that the Air Force is easily the softest bunch of them all. Most of the couch potatoes in the United States can pass their damn physical training test. These guys are the most pampered group of soldiers in the best military in the world and universe as far as we know. The Marines, now that is where the certified ass kickers are.

Look at post 2 and 3... Whismy knows whats up. Not everything I say is 100% true.

If you start a real war between the branches... Well... Just because one is physically tougher means they can win a war alone. It takes a team there's no such thing as a rambo. You need mentally tough and physically tough. Mentally capable and physically capable. Can't just say one is going to win a war because without tech they'd be back at just knifes and swords. I'm sure some marines or army guys want that, but it's not the best ideas when fighting people with guns.

United we stand, divided we fall.
 
The Air Force is the hardest to get into of the four main military branches because of the written test,if that's what you mean.

I had a couple of friends that were in the Air Force,and they both said that they really didn't do shit while they were in there.

Unless you are a pilot or something,it's a cake walk.
 
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