After you masturabte what do you do with the "thing"

[heyevery]

What do you do with the paper towel where you ejaculated on...

I flush it in the toliet but it starts to smell

 

[Vanilla Bear]

your toilet smells more after you flush a paper towel with your....in it?

more than after you cra*** in it?

 

[spartan7]

your toilet smells more after you flush a paper towel with your....in it?

more than after you cra*** in it?

LOL... Dogg, you may want to get your septic tank checked.

 

[KungFuDude]

I take it to the sperm bank and get my moneys worth. You're just wasting cold hard cash man!

 

[AFA]

A bit dodgey.

If I were you, I'd ask that question of my mental health professional. :dunno:

 

[D-rock]

I take it to the sperm bank and get my moneys worth. You're just wasting cold hard cash man!

I thought about doing that, but then I thought, is it really better for the world to have my genes floating around in it. :1orglaugh

 

[Will E Worm]

Paper towel?

:rubbel:

 

[ChefChiTown]

What kind of sick pervert uses paper towels?

I usually just wipe my load into my chest hair until it goes away. Pfft, weirdo.

 

[senob44]

I usually eat it.

Well either that or shove it into the robot Grimace's mouth at McDonalds.

 

[Sweeper]

'they you can get a lot of money for you sperm....I got a towel under my bed worth millions'

lool

 

[dave_rhino]

My sperm doesn't smell.

If I cum on a girl, she can't smell it...

A couple of times i've put the paper towel/toilet paper somewhere like my dressing gown pocket (a common place) and have forgotten about it for days. It still doesn't smell of anything.

Is that weird?

 

[DreamSparrow]

I find it hard to believe anyone's spunk has so potent a scent that you could still smell it after flushing.

Semen can smell like bleach. When you flush the toilet, perhaps you're just smelling toilet cleaner?

 

[flim_flam]

Damn near every reply to this thread has made me laugh my ass off. I hope the OP wasn't out to get some serious answers, cause the jokes are much more fun than the truth (that is, we all just wipe it on the bedsheets). :rofl:

 

[BNF]

What do I do afterwards?

I go to the cellar, get the ladder, get the cleaning towels, and then clean my ceiling.

Pffffffft... on your chest, in a paper towel, you girls.

 

[Christmas_Ape]

It puts the lotion back in the basket.

 

[member006]

What do you do with the paper towel where you ejaculated on...

I flush it in the toliet but it starts to smell

What makes you think everyone uses a paper towel? A real man uses a beach towel, then he sleeps cuddled with it till the morning light. Then puts it in the wash for next time. If I were you I'd see a doctor about the odor problem though, you may have a yeast infection.

If I came like a man, I would put up the next sheet of wallpaper, what else would I do with it?

LL

 

[slowhand]

I use a mop bucket its much cleaner that way.

 

[AFA]

I still think showing your mental health professional is the thing to do, especially if she's a woman. I'm sure she's going to be at least as impressed as we are. If that doesn't help, you might try calling 911, give it to the Police, explain the situation and ask if they can help you.

 

[plucap]

I keep it in a jar with my toe nails, dead pets and facial hair. But my mom says I'm a perfectly good boy.

 

[Peter Gazinya]

What do you do with the paper towel where you ejaculated on...

I flush it in the toliet but it starts to smell

That's the thing, most of us don't have that problem. I think you need to be made aware of this new thing they just invented called INDOOR PLUMBING. :crash: