After watching Eminems Not Afraid video

[branson111190]

I came up with this instantly off the top of my head. Tell me what you think as a freestyle, took me a while to remember what I had said:

Look at you fools about to be schooled by the only man who rules and raps his own rules hes above the law and above them all shakes his balls in front of a mall cuz he dont give a fuck speaks from his heart better than any part in any art of a piece of shit called rap by these blacks making it whack and Em revives it as he spits it cuz Biebers a bitch in which my opinion will be thrown in a ditch to be burned by his fans cuz his voice will clash hands with puberty and boy bands as the only man who stands between him and his career losing his sheer touch in this game hes lame about to be laid out by Em cuz Em is the top the top dog the top spot the top everything which cannot be brought down by these clowns so give up fuckers cuz Ems comin back around

if you have trouble saying it to make it sound good, well, sorry i cant take the beat from my head and make it real. it switches up too

 

[mrtrebus]

:lame:

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Don't quit your day job, jive turkey.

 

[pete rose]

Eminem is whack as fuck.

 

[BDwestcoast]

:ban:

 

[jod0565]

He ain't got shit on Vanilla Ice.

 

[Lungzyn]

You just need a few rap lessons from assholebythedoor and you'll be making people jealous.

 

[BlueBalls]

Look at you fools about to be schooled by the only man who rules and raps his own rules hes above the law and above them all shakes his balls in front of a mall cuz he dont give a fuck speaks from his heart better than any part in any art of a piece of shit called rap by these blacks making it whack and Em revives it as he spits it cuz Biebers a bitch in which my opinion will be thrown in a ditch to be burned by his fans cuz his voice will clash hands with puberty and boy bands as the only man who stands between him and his career losing his sheer touch in this game hes lame about to be laid out by Em cuz Em is the top the top dog the top spot the top everything which cannot be brought down by these clowns so give up fuckers cuz Ems comin back around

No punctuation at all? It's less a "freestyle" than a retarded stream of consciousness.

Given today's market, I'm sure you'll be huge.

 

[LukeEl]

I'd rather listen to Skee Lo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHkj804LCl0

 

[oscabares]

Eminem? is he that white guy who haven't notice yet that he is NOT black?

 

[1ManRevolution]

I came up with this instantly off the top of my head. Tell me what you think as a freestyle, took me a while to remember what I had said:

Look at you fools about to be schooled by the only man who rules and raps his own rules hes above the law and above them all shakes his balls in front of a mall cuz he dont give a fuck speaks from his heart better than any part in any art of a piece of shit called rap by these blacks making it whack and Em revives it as he spits it cuz Biebers a bitch in which my opinion will be thrown in a ditch to be burned by his fans cuz his voice will clash hands with puberty and boy bands as the only man who stands between him and his career losing his sheer touch in this game hes lame about to be laid out by Em cuz Em is the top the top dog the top spot the top everything which cannot be brought down by these clowns so give up fuckers cuz Ems comin back around

if you have trouble saying it to make it sound good, well, sorry i cant take the beat from my head and make it real. it switches up too

Holy run on sentence batman. Your wack as a rapper...

 

[Ace Bandage]

Sorry, I never made it past the missing apostrophe in the thread title. Rap music? C'mon, son...

 

[Shifty]

 

[The Artist]

It IS just a freestyle, but it's not about anything in particular, and it starts as "arrogance rap", which is the worst kind.

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

 

[biomech]

:rofl: This just made my day.

 

[alexpnz]

Eminem>Elvis
Fact!!:bowdown:

 

[Ace Bandage]

A soiled pair of underwear > Eminem
Fact!!:bowdown:

Fixed! :thumbsup:

 

[alexpnz]

I would like my "not very manly avatar" Fixed please! :thumbsup:

Fixed :glugglug:

 

[Ace Bandage]

^^ I guess I could change it to a picture of Ashley Dupré. I took some candids while I was banging her last night...

:hatsoff: