Oh yeah? I'll be there. WITH my big ******* and we'll see!
In fact, I might show up with my whole gang!
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Oh yeah? I'll be there. WITH my big ******* and we'll see!
In fact, I might show up with my whole gang!
Look no one ever WINS a fight. Do your best to walk away, but if it comes down to it just remember some key areas. Nuts, kneecaps and midsection. A knockout is nice but if you can double someone over and walk away even better.
Oh yeah? I'll be there. WITH my big ******* and we'll see!
In fact, I might show up with my whole gang!
That guy on the left. Is that Billy Mays of Oxi-Clean fame? Never knew he dabbled in acting!?
I basically agree with what Chef says. Fighting is pretty lame. If your girl is half as mature as she should be, she'll respect you more if you don't fight. In all practicality though, it wouldn't be a bad idea, as peter said to take martial arts lessons. This way you'll be able to defend yourself if you are attacked.
Maybe I'm missing something here, but why worry about what someone else thinks about you? If you like this girl - and she likes you - then all you need to do is follow that path and not worry about a bunch of wannabe, jealous idiots.
Don't go looking for trouble, obviously. Don't be a bad-ass. Don't be a loud-mouth. Don't invite trouble into your house. Always be nice ... until it's time NOT to be nice. Be non-confrontational until you no longer have that luxury. Walk away and hold your head high ...
BUT ... don't be a push-over or a coward. Stand up for yourself; believe in yourself and who you are. Fuck them ... she chose YOU. If they step to you - and you have no other alternative except for physical ******** - then do what needs to be done ... take some of the fuckers with you.
If they get in your face and start trouble ... DEFEND YOURSELF. Otherwise, if you cower down and refuse to fight back (be it with words, fists, whatever) then they'll always see weak prey. So what if you get an ass-kicking a couple of times? Lord knows I've been in that position more than a couple of times in my past, but I always made sure I either had an equalizer (be it a sock full of quarters, a sap, or something else to even up the odds between us) or else I fought like a fucking wild ******. I had more than a few dumb-ass fucks follow me to the hospital who were in just as bad a shape (or worse) as me.
(Yes, folks, I fight dirty. I grew up in a place where "rules" didn't matter ... survival was the only option. I'm not above gouging eyes, squeezing nuts, or shattering kneecaps. Fuck with me ... and you'll pay dearly. I'll play fair when fair is even throughout ... otherwise, fuck the "rules; it's all about survival.)
Don't let no motherfucker treat you like a cowardly bitch. Hold the line, stand your ground, and give as good as you get.
Otherwise ... you'll run scared for the rest of your life; always looking over your shoulder, wondering if some dumb motherfucker is gonna bitch-slap you the moment you say something they don't like.
It's a hard life ... don't let it steam-roll over you.
Don't go looking for trouble, obviously. Don't be a bad-ass. Don't be a loud-mouth. Don't invite trouble into your house. Always be nice ... until it's time NOT to be nice. Be non-confrontational until you no longer have that luxury. Walk away and hold your head high ...
BUT ... don't be a push-over or a coward. Stand up for yourself; believe in yourself and who you are. Fuck them ... she chose YOU. If they step to you - and you have no other alternative except for physical ******** - then do what needs to be done ... take some of the fuckers with you.
If they get in your face and start trouble ... DEFEND YOURSELF. Otherwise, if you cower down and refuse to fight back (be it with words, fists, whatever) then they'll always see weak prey. So what if you get an ass-kicking a couple of times? Lord knows I've been in that position more than a couple of times in my past, but I always made sure I either had an equalizer (be it a sock full of quarters, a sap, or something else to even up the odds between us) or else I fought like a fucking wild ******. I had more than a few dumb-ass fucks follow me to the hospital who were in just as bad a shape (or worse) as me.
(Yes, folks, I fight dirty. I grew up in a place where "rules" didn't matter ... survival was the only option. I'm not above gouging eyes, squeezing nuts, or shattering kneecaps. Fuck with me ... and you'll pay dearly. I'll play fair when fair is even throughout ... otherwise, fuck the "rules; it's all about survival.)
Don't let no motherfucker treat you like a cowardly bitch. Hold the line, stand your ground, and give as good as you get.
Otherwise ... you'll run scared for the rest of your life; always looking over your shoulder, wondering if some dumb motherfucker is gonna bitch-slap you the moment you say something they don't like.
It's a hard life ... don't let it steam-roll over you.
I think when we grow up and become adults, we handle things in a more mature way and concern ourselves with more mature subjects than jealous ourbursts in the school yard. Most schools offer guidance counseling for this sort of thing.
This is an adult forum I believe.
Yea man if you really like this girl stick up for you and her, tell to go to hell they have no say in who she dates or who you date. If they still wanna be pricks after that, Hit hard hit often and do what it takes to win the fight, Nothing cheap like weapons. Just make sure your punches count. Even if you lose most of the time just standing up for yourself will be enough for them to stop fucking with you, they do it because you let them.
rian_evilclown
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kick the the living **** out of him... simple
Facetious
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Always Always keep 'hold of your 4 or 6 "D" Cell Maglite
. .. ... .... if you get th' drift . . Ha ha !
A legal bat - on . . . . pick your size. :WINK:
and heck . . you could set up a lanyard end cap . . :GRIN:
Oh . . . and make yourself (profile) as small as possible when / as your instincts tell you (?)
Never allow yourself to become trapped (surrounded !)
Always be aware of the environment 'round you . . keep your eyes movin . . but don't act paranoid .
. .. ... .... if you get th' drift . . Ha ha !
A legal bat - on . . . . pick your size. :WINK:
and heck . . you could set up a lanyard end cap . . :GRIN:
Oh . . . and make yourself (profile) as small as possible when / as your instincts tell you (?)
Never allow yourself to become trapped (surrounded !)
Always be aware of the environment 'round you . . keep your eyes movin . . but don't act paranoid .
dave_rhino
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If you're worried about looking like a fool, but don't know how to fight, the best advice is to stand back up whenever you get knocked down, but don't fight back. And try to avoid conflict all together.
It will make you look a hell of a lot tougher than the other guy.
It will make you look a hell of a lot tougher than the other guy.
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