Adult Phonetic Alphabet

[SabrinaDeep]

I'm putting together a phonetic alphabet with adult bad words to use when some annoying customer support cunts from my English tel operator answering God knows from where, but certainly not speaking English, drive me nuts asking me to spell basically every word i say.
Give your suggestions.

I start with the most obvious:

A as in Ass or Arse.

 

[sean miguel]

B as in Blowjob

C as in Clitoris

D as in Double Penetration

 

[Gape_Fan]

Erection
Fist-fuck
Gaping

 

[bigwarmload]

:funnyshit:

There are so many words for all of these, but here is a quick rundown example: (except for: K, Q, Y, Z)

// --------------------------------------------

A " is for " Anal

B " is for " BlowJob

C " is for " Cunt

D " is for " Dick

E " is for " Erection

F " is for " Fuck

G " is for " Gangbang

H " is for " Hand job

I " is for " Interracial sex

J " is for " Jack off

K " is for "

L " is for " Lesbian

M " is for " MILF

N " is for " Naughty whore

O " is for " Orgasm

P " is for " Pussy

Q " is for "

R " is for " Rough sex

S " is for " Slut

T " is for " Tits

U " is for " Up the ass

V " is for " Vagina

W " is for " Wanker

X " is for " X-rated

Y " is for "

Z " is for "

// --------------------------------------------

 

[SabrinaDeep]

:funnyshit:

There are so many words for all of these, but here is a quick rundown example: (except for: K, Q, Y, Z)

// --------------------------------------------

A " is for " Anal

B " is for " BlowJob

C " is for " Cunt

D " is for " Dick

E " is for " Erection

F " is for " Fuck

G " is for " Gangbang

H " is for " Hand job

I " is for " Interracial sex

J " is for " Jack off

K " is for "

L " is for " Lesbian

M " is for " MILF

N " is for " Naughty whore

O " is for " Orgasm

P " is for " Pussy

Q " is for "

R " is for " Rough sex

S " is for " Slut

T " is for " Tits

U " is for " Up the ass

V " is for " Vagina

W " is for " Wanker

X " is for " X-rated

Y " is for "

Z " is for "

// --------------------------------------------

LOL at U for Up the ass. I'll keep that one. The other two words samples though i'd like one word

 

[ChuckFaze]

K as in K-Y Gel.
Q as in Quickie.

 

[bigwarmload]

K as in K-Y Gel.
Q as in Quickie.

Those seem so obvious now ;-)

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

I don't know about all the rest of the alphabet but I'd put "u" and "i' together, Sabrina.








Check me out. Smooooooth.

 

[adultuser10]

Hump(ing)
Inseminate?
Jizz
Nutsack
Rodger(ing)
Yanking (the yo-yo?)
Zelophilia? Zoophilia? Zoob! :thumbsup:

:tongue:

& K is for Kinky! :nono:

 

[Mr. Daystar]

LOL at U for Up the ass. I'll keep that one. The other two words samples though i'd like one word

A- asshole
B- bonehead
C- craptastic
D-dillhole
E-
F- fucktard
G-
H- hardon
I- ignoramus
J- jerkoff
K- kill
L- loser
M- moronic
N- numbskull
O- oblivious
P- pinhead
Q-
R-
S- shithead
T- tithead
U-
V-void
W-
X-
Y-
Z-

I now where you're coming from...I have used mean, or obnoxious words when pissed at people on the other end of the phone. Sometimes mean, is better then obscene. Unless you're trying to get the other caller hot.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

H for whores, err horse.

 

[SabrinaDeep]

I don't know about all the rest of the alphabet but I'd put "u" and "i' together, Sabrina.






Check me out. Smooooooth.

Well, now you must throw an animated gif suggestion
Smoooooochieees!

 

[The Yak]

K > Kinky?

 

[Deepcover]

B-Bozack
J-Jimhat
L-Load
T-Teabagger
Z-Zucchini

 

[Petra]

D for douche canoe

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Well, now you must throw an animated gif suggestion
Smoooooochieees!

Smoooooooooooooooth.

 

[MissHybrid]

Or just to be confusing, K for Kock

 

[TheRedShark]