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Postal Paranoiac
Re: Who made you cum today?

The plumber. She was a pretty much an average-looking dirty blond, with a belt full of impressive-looking tools. While she was fixing my kitchen sink, she reached for her monkey wrench, but instead grabbed my gorilla penis. Not realizing her faux pas, she gave my wallie a mighty tug, then proceeded to try and use it to replace the piping. The pain was excruciating, until she explained that she would have to replace my "inadequate waterworks" with a more modernized "efficient conveyance." I would have complained, but she set me STRAIGHT with a lesson in pumping. And pumping. And pump.....ohahhh...here's my check book....
 
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