Ace Boobtoucher Appreciation Thread

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Little Red Wagon Repairman

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This character deserves some high praise. I really enjoy him going the extra mile in his efforts to award and reward the finest asshats and trolls this message board store of pornography has to offer. Ace definitely adds fun and personality around here. Good job, Officer Boobtoucher! We salute you! :glugglug:
 
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He is good. I enjoy his work on the twitter.
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I hear he pushes Debra Messing's **** in way up past her lungs on the regular when he fires up his Twitter Machine.

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"While I was educating people on Climate Change on Twitter Ace Boobtoucher
interrupted and tweeted the remark 'need tits' toward me."
 
I'm awed and honored to have such esteemed ****-posters illuminating my great good works. I've been avoiding wading in to deep into the politics/religion subs for a while because I don't need that extra stress in my life. There can be a happy middle ground but we haven't seemed to found it yet.

I will do more of the Trolls of Freeones and I'd love to make it a calendar but I don't have none of them fancy software thingies. I dropped the ball on the AHOTY this year but with a little help I think we can achieve great things and who knows, maybe Will can make it to five illustrious AHOTY awards and will show enough integrity to adopt the shitty signature I half-ass design.

You see Dino, I can deal with the bullets, and the bombs, and the *****. I don't want money, and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there behind that faggoty laptop and with your community college mouth extend me some fucking courtesy.

Sorry, I was just channeling my inner Colonel Jessop.
 
I'm not into public displays of affection, so I won't get all mushy, but I do appreciate the recognition I've received from Ace, and respect him for being true to his beliefs, and telling it like it is.

As far as AHOTY, and a shitty sig, I still have mine, but it apparently was removed by a mod with nothing better to do....or with a chip on his shoulder. As an asshat I will say this, if there isn't going to be any further attempts to hold the contest, I will claim the title as mine for all eternity, and seeing as how I currently hold the title, I will only relinquish it to Ace, and only if he demands it's return....otherwise, it's mine fuckers, and you can't have it!!
 
Who is this Ace guy?
 
Dino Velvet said:
I hear he pushes Debra Messing's **** in way up past her lungs on the regular when he fires up his Twitter Machine.

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"While I was educating people on Climate Change on Twitter Ace Boobtoucher
interrupted and tweeted the remark 'need tits' toward me."
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I'd :hatsoff: to him just for making that twat cry.
 
Yeah always liked Johnny. Great sense of humour and he's made some of the best threads on here.
Way to go General Fluffy Butt. You're Aces!

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