A Toaster Question

Do you put the toaster away?

  • Yes, I am a psychopath

    Votes: 5 35.7%
  • No, I'm a normal person

    Votes: 9 64.3%

  • Total voters
    14

ban-one

Works for panties
We have a toaster oven, it stays on the counter
 
Ever since I got my air fryer my toaster oven has been put away. And no, there is no way I am lugging that beast off the counter every time I use it.
I just push it against the wall to make some space when not in use.
 

FreeOnes_Adam

FO Admin - 19 Cents of Magical Cock (her/shey)
Staff member
Toaster oven for me. It lives on a small countertop and never leaves its home.
 

Steve-FreeOnes

FO Admin / "selfish idiot mod" (he/they)
Staff member
I once toasted a mouse. Accidentally, obviously. So maybe there is a case for putting your toaster away but only if you live in a vermin-infested pit.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
On the counter next to the coffee maker, under the microwave.
 

John_8581

FreeOnes Lifetime Member
I do put the toaster in the cabinet below. And every morning I take it out of the cabinet and I put it on the counter above. What does that mean? Right now it is still on the counter. I have to take the butter out early too. I do that when I feed the cat. Lots of times, I just forget to take the butter out of the fridge, and I'll warm it up on the stove when I heat the water up in the tea kettle. I put the butter next to the tea kettle. The heat from the tea kettle softens up the butter.
 
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gmase

Nattering Nabob of Negativism
I do put the toaster away. It's much easier than arguing with my wife about why it is still on the counter.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I do put the toaster away. It's much easier than arguing with my wife about why it is still on the counter.
Everything is much easier then arguing with the wife.................. :facepalm:

Holy cow! This thread turned into a hornet’s nest of controversy.

Your a trouble maker velvet, a bad seed, you malefactor, you.
 
My toaster stays in the kitchen. If it is moving away, I probably drink too much!🥳
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
That the damn thing will catch 🔥
Just spontaneously? Or are you concerned with someone dropping a fork in it, and shorting it out? I've just never heard of anyone worrying about a toaster. Christmas tree lights, cable boxes, or small fans, stuff that you leave on all the time, I've heard of, but never a toaster. Now what do you wanna bet, my fuckin' toaster will go up in flames today?!
 
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