A thread for those people who do not know how to speak decent English (parody)

[assari]

This is probably familiar situation for all of us:


Terve naapuri! (Hi neigborg!) :

Voinko lainata sokeria? (Can I borrow some sugar?) :



Conclusion:

Google translation does not work so we have to still rely our own almost non-existent language skills.

 

[CrimsonBolt]

You've forgot that one.
You're a Finnish (you're an retard)

(not a parody)



I am too nice, i know

 

[assari]

You've forgot that one.

You're a Finnish (you're an retard)

Retard = slow down


(Google traslator)

 

[Chopper3000]

What is "can I have 4 pints of your finest local ale" in Finnish? I need to know in a few weeks time.

 

[assari]

What is "can I have 4 pints of your finest local ale" in Finnish? I need to know in a few weeks time.

"Saanko neljä tuoppia parasta oluttanne" *lol*

 

[JasonCook78]

Why hasn't assari been banned yet?

 

[ThatRedWing]

They're just like a cue ball, the harder you hit 'em the more english they pick up.

 

[Rane1071]

I see that Finnish hitman hasn't completed his mission yet.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I've been texting him for the last month and the only conclusion I can come to is NEVER hire a Finnish hitman. Because Finland. I want my money back. Thankfully, he only wanted thirty bucks and a stack of reindeer porn, a gallon of honey mustard and Supa's autograph. I shoulda hired a Russian.

 

[assari]

They're just like a cue ball, the harder you hit 'em the more english they pick up.

^

Spelling mistake.

I see that Finnish hitman hasn't completed his mission yet.

^

Nice to see that I'm not the only one who does not know how to write the English language.

 

[Supafly]

Why hasn't assari been banned yet?

Because assari is a national treasure.

(parody)

 

[maildude]

They're just like a cue ball, the harder you hit 'em the more english they pick up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlMoDUBIg00

 

[Rane1071]

I've been texting him for the last month and the only conclusion I can come to is NEVER hire a Finnish hitman. Because Finland. I want my money back. Thankfully, he only wanted thirty bucks and a stack of reindeer porn, a gallon of honey mustard and Supa's autograph. I shoulda hired a Russian.

:1orglaugh I lost it at reindeer porn and Supa's autograph.