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A striking name for adult page

I would definitely call my porn site one of the following :


Whispers in the Wind
To Each His Own
Put It Where It Doesn't Belong
My Pipes Need Cleaning
All Tit-Fucking Volume 8
I Need Your Cock
Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers
My Cunt Needs Shafts
Cum Clean
Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts
Cum Buns III
Cumming in Socks
[NOBABE]Cum On Eileen[/NOBABE]
Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum
Girls Who Crave Cock
Girls Who Crave Cunt
Men Alone II: The KY Connection
[NOBABE]Pink Pussy[/NOBABE] Lips
All Holes Filled with Hard Cock
or
Happy Scrappy Hero Pup


...... err, .com

Hahahaha all those titles are from Clerks!
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Youngwetbitches.com
 

LucyOHara

Official Checked Star Member
I always said my porn name would be "SecretiaSphincter" ~ yet I don't play with my sphincters much, and I certainly don't want to secrete anything from there..
 
I always said my porn name would be "SecretiaSphincter" ~ yet I don't play with my sphincters much, and I certainly don't want to secrete anything from there..

Where did you come up with Lucy Whatevertheywannacallyouonthatparticularsite?
 
Daily was supposed to be day to day type daily.

O'Hara because it's not Sphincter.

What about Lucy? Where'd THAT come from? Did you actually follow the name rule of first pet's name/street you grew up on?
 

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
slapyourface.com
hammerandnail.net
rightovertheplate.com
onthepicketline.org
tenpinsdown.com
 
Double post upcoming in 3... 2... 1...
 
I always wanted to start an amateur site where raunchy guys picked up girls at the bar and fucked them in the dumpster area behind the building and call it dumpstersluts.com, dumpsterdivers.com or some such name.

Also, I run an x-ray imaging company, and I've always wanted to have sex under a fluoroscope and market it as xxx-ray.com. Although, the thought of zapping my junk with ionizing radiation leads me to think this is a horrible idea, yet as far as my understanding of cartoons and superhero movies is concerned, it may eventually give my penis super powers. Who knows?
 
I always wanted to start an amateur site where raunchy guys picked up girls at the bar and fucked them in the dumpster area behind the building and call it dumpstersluts.com, dumpsterdivers.com or some such name.

Upon first reading I got confused and thought you meant that after finishing up abusing them, the men left them discarded literally in the dumpster like a used Kleenex. There's a niche for you.

That reminds me how awesome a slur "cum dumpster" is for trashy girls. And my all-time favourite (thank you Christy Hemme) - "cum guzzling gutter slut." Which I believe she was directing at Carmella DeCesare, at the time.

heyyyyyy - cumguzzlingguttersluts.com
 
Forestmurmurs.com

A website featuring retired age hotties (65+) showcasing their splendor in the natural setting of a forest glade.
Naked volleyball too.
 
Upon first reading I got confused and thought you meant that after finishing up abusing them, the men left them discarded literally in the dumpster like a used Kleenex. There's a niche for you.

That reminds me how awesome a slur "cum dumpster" is for trashy girls. And my all-time favourite (thank you Christy Hemme) - "cum guzzling gutter slut." Which I believe she was directing at Carmella DeCesare, at the time.

heyyyyyy - cumguzzlingguttersluts.com

Oh, yeah, "cum dumpster" cuts right to the core. Always been a favorite of mine. Here are some similar "slurs," in .com fashion, of course:

saucepit.com
jizzbucket.com
spermrecepticle.com
 
"http://herehookers.com"

"http://iwantyourmoney.com"

"http://gunsandwhores.com"

"http://perseitatissejapilluja.fi"

"http://canyouseeme.com"
 
dontstickthatinthere.com

Or,

shouldistickthisinhere.com

And I think they should start making all porn sites end with .cum instead of .com
 
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