A serious question

[assari]

Have you ever been sexually harassed by an animal?

I have experienced such a thing and it was awful. >:/

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I told you to quit doing colonics with bacon grease.

 

[assari]

I told you to quit doing colonics with bacon grease.

In other words, fatty meat food makes animals try to rape people! (wtf)





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[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

In other words, fatty meat food makes animals try to rape people! (wtf)





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Yes. The times you didn't consent to and invite it.

 

[assari]

Yes. The times you didn't consent to and invite it.

Good to know that.

When a bear that weighs five hundred pounds tries to approach you, it is certain that its intentions are not good!

 

[Mr. Daystar]

If you mean humped by a dog, then yes, once when I was a kid, and I had no idea my innocence was being exploited. If you mean anything else, then no. I have opposable thumbs, and carry a rather large hand cannon, when in area's that aren't civilized. If I am in civilization, I carry a smaller hand cannon, so I really don't fear animals, no matter how many legs.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

If you mean humped by a dog, then yes, once when I was a kid, and I had no idea my innocence was being exploited. If you mean anything else, then no. I have opposable thumbs, and carry a rather large hand cannon, when in area's that aren't civilized. If I am in civilization, I carry a smaller hand cannon, so I really don't fear animals, no matter how many legs.

Assari lives in Finland. It's cold. Desolate. Lonely. I'd hate to see what's good enough for a poke up there when the sheep are smart enough to hide from the drunken Finns.