A serious question: Fake Pornstars

Now I guess I need to blow dry my panties before shipping!

I quess that you have to buy a lot of underwears.


That's a good nickname, but in a way it is already in use.


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(John Stagliano aka Buttman)

I look forward to you cornering the market on corners.

Any religious goods you might offer that also appeal to perverts like us?


Christianity and porn business are opposite and these can not be combined.

But the devil and pornography are related to each other.


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AndiLand

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These are Andi Land's panties. They probably can play hockey, cook really well, and pay for my health insurance all at the same time.

:laugh: Too funny! As a matter of fact, I happen to have a new pair up for auction right now. For the price some of them go for, I'd almost expect them to be able to do all of that stuff.
 
Christianity and porn business are opposite and these can not be combined.

But the devil and pornography are related to each other.

The Devil? People say, "The greatest trick The Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." I say, "The most profitable trick the world ever pulled was making people believe The Devil does exist." The "Devil" is the evil that men do and man created "The Devil" to have a permanent ring in your nose that you can be pulled by at any time in any direction. Believe in God because you feel it is right and good but not out of fear or consequence.
 
I do not know, but it is necessarily that they smell?

I mean that cunt do not always smell like rose.

I don't know... Do you buy often worn underwear from the flea market or do you prefer buying them new and unused? Do prices come down to more acceptable levels when you buy them used to wear them by yourself?

I'd think that the point is to sniff them and have some female pheromones enter through your nostrils, while imagining of having real sex while already imagining of having sex. Thought judging from one of your earlier posts, you seemed to prefer long legged male underpanties. Basic idea there probably works very similarly, but I have no idea if dirty leg sweat from long leggings adds some special value for different fetishes...

I prefer clean pussy, but maybe other perverts have different tastes. I could imagine a pervert being disappointed if panties only smelt of cheap deodorant, so maybe girl has to skip shower or use same panties longer than they feel comfortable.


How often do we get returns? For me, never. Not sure about other girls, but no one has ever asked me for their money back or returned the panties or toys to me. So far as I know, I've had nothing but happy customers.

Toys? Do people buy used up sex toys often? Has ebola scare affeted these kind of sales? I could imagine men buying dirty panties, but used toys seem bit less practical even for lesbian women. I have to admit that I have never really sniffed used up dildos, but I could imagine technique and material used having different effects and flavors over panty fabric.


Although (ugh I probably shouldn't share this... oh well), I did have a toy go bad once and a pair of panties. Apparently if you let used items stay wet inside a baggy for a while, they'll start to grow mold. Thankfully the customers weren't upset (they weren't moldy when I sent them, so I guess they started getting gross in transit), and they still didn't ask for the money back or anything, so that's nice but I still felt bad.

Now that's getting gross... One could call those some real dirty inception panties, with even more dirt growing inside already dirty panties, having been used for dirty things by dirty girls. Perhaps there should be expiration date added to used up panties to make sure people don't get sick...
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Do people ever tell which side of the panties they actually prefer to rub towards their porn moustaches?
 
I don't know... Do you buy often worn underwear from the flea market or do you prefer buying them new and unused?

I buy only unused men's underwear.

But I do understand why some men want used women panties.

Those guys are heavy jerkers and porn star fans. :banger:
 
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