Adverts for Mens 'Fragrances'...Calvin Klein, Boss, et al.
After seeing these adverts, men will jump to the conclusion that they will aquire the sex appeal of George Clooney, if they dab on some 'fragrance'.
No, no, no, no, NO...The type of bloke who need 'fragrancing-up', is the exact type for whom this fragrance will have 'NO EFFECT WHATSOEVER' on the fairer sex.
If you happen have the physique of adonis, you could smell of sweaty socks and still pull fit birds, no need for any fragrance!
And let's call an end to this 'Fragrance' malarkey..it's F****G PERFUME!!..
Blokes DON'T wear perfume, no matter what's on the label..
We Splash on 'Aftershave' (and then a woman runs her hand across our hairy chests through our unbuttoned denim shirts)
We also don't jump out of bed, fresh as a daisy and lounge around naked in chairs, with a 'I just got out of bed, but I'd be happy to jump back in with you',look on our faces, when a woman to walks through the door!
ROCK ON 'OLD SPICE' :bowdown: