ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I HAAAAAAAAATE Viva La Bam. I fucking HATE it. AAAAAAAHHHHHH, WHY IS IT ON TV?!?!?!?!?!
A Punch to the Face...a Venting Thread!
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Agreed!
Smittmaestro
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Add anyone and everyone involved with Jackass.
Why is Johnny Knoxville a movie star?
'Splain that one to me.
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ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I had a TERRIBLE fucking day so I figured instead of punching a real live face, I'd punch one in the venting thread...
I've busted my fucking ass for the past 6 months at the same restaurant. I've worked 6 days and over 75 hours a week for FUCKING FREE for most of that time. I've gotten a pay check for about a month and it isn't shit. Well, today I find out that the owner (who is a man-hating she-bitch), wants to "let me go" because the winter is "slow" and she doesn't want to "waste her money on people she doesn't need". Well, listen here you fat bitch...
I work more and do more than your Executive Chef, who earns about $70,000/year while he works maaaybe 4 days a week, AND the Sous Chef, who earns about $55,000/year and works maaaaybe 4 days a week, and you think paying me a meaningless $400/week is a WASTE? FUCK YOU, you fat, doesn't-know-a-fucking-thing-about-how-to-run-a-restaurant pussy licking COW. I hate you more than any other person I have ever met in my entire life and I wouldn't even hesitate to take a huge disgusting dump on your freshly dug grave when you die.
SIIIIIIGH, GOD DAMNIT that felt good. I'm going to drink some more beer now.
I've busted my fucking ass for the past 6 months at the same restaurant. I've worked 6 days and over 75 hours a week for FUCKING FREE for most of that time. I've gotten a pay check for about a month and it isn't shit. Well, today I find out that the owner (who is a man-hating she-bitch), wants to "let me go" because the winter is "slow" and she doesn't want to "waste her money on people she doesn't need". Well, listen here you fat bitch...
I work more and do more than your Executive Chef, who earns about $70,000/year while he works maaaybe 4 days a week, AND the Sous Chef, who earns about $55,000/year and works maaaaybe 4 days a week, and you think paying me a meaningless $400/week is a WASTE? FUCK YOU, you fat, doesn't-know-a-fucking-thing-about-how-to-run-a-restaurant pussy licking COW. I hate you more than any other person I have ever met in my entire life and I wouldn't even hesitate to take a huge disgusting dump on your freshly dug grave when you die.
SIIIIIIGH, GOD DAMNIT that felt good. I'm going to drink some more beer now.
Those square cans that corned-beef comes in..
Fucking useless...the key is often missing and when you do manage to get the key turning, the metal strip either gets twisted or it breaks..
Then of course you have to resort to a tin opener...except of course that your average tin opener won't get round the corners of the can.
Finally..just how the fuck are you supposed to get the beef out in one piece?..I usually end up breaking it into pieces as I try to lever it out with a knife.
Fucking useless...the key is often missing and when you do manage to get the key turning, the metal strip either gets twisted or it breaks..
Then of course you have to resort to a tin opener...except of course that your average tin opener won't get round the corners of the can.
Finally..just how the fuck are you supposed to get the beef out in one piece?..I usually end up breaking it into pieces as I try to lever it out with a knife.
^you silly man! Just stop eating corned-beef
ok. you racists mexican bitch. You won't reset my case because i'm what. I'm irresponsible. Irresponsible is me showing up to court and you sorry, unorganized mutherfuckers don't have your shit straight and i have to inconvenience myself yet again and cancel all my plans to show up Thursday.
Well guess what bitch, i can't make it. You didn't have the shit straight in July when i was in your jailhouse and you still don't have your shit straight and it's damn near November? But I'm irresponsible. Suck my dick.
Well guess what bitch, i can't make it. You didn't have the shit straight in July when i was in your jailhouse and you still don't have your shit straight and it's damn near November? But I'm irresponsible. Suck my dick.
ok bitch, so now i'm guilty of all charges..?
What the fuck did those fucks prove today. It was a he say/she say the whole goddamn time and they came with that flaky bullshit story that even the prosecutor didn't believe. If i'm guilty why don't i have a punishment. No fine. No confinement. Nothing..?
The only thing you wanted was to not let me get my bond money back:
Bond = $1200
Fine = $1200 - confinement which = $0
Oh, convenient bitch. If i was found not guilty i'd get my fucking money back but if i'm guilty you sorry, unorganized mutherfuckers get to keep it.
What the fuck did those fucks prove today. It was a he say/she say the whole goddamn time and they came with that flaky bullshit story that even the prosecutor didn't believe. If i'm guilty why don't i have a punishment. No fine. No confinement. Nothing..?
The only thing you wanted was to not let me get my bond money back:
Bond = $1200
Fine = $1200 - confinement which = $0
Oh, convenient bitch. If i was found not guilty i'd get my fucking money back but if i'm guilty you sorry, unorganized mutherfuckers get to keep it.
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ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
One of my best friends has been pissing me off lately, so I'm going to vent...
Look, just because you went through 4 years at a "traditional" university and have a bachelors degree in psychology doesn't make you fucking smarter than I am, ok Dr. Phil? I'm tired of people with psychology degrees thinking that they're the most intelligent people on the fucking planet. You Might think you know about the human psyche, but you don't know shit about me. Don't judge me by using your bullshit psychological tactics and stop acting like you can "figure people out" just by talking with them. You Might have some pretty good book smarts, but your street smarts and common sense are almost non-fucking-existent.
I tried going to a 4 year college too but it just wasn't for me, I didn't like it. Just because I CHOSE to drop out and go to culinary school instead doesn't make me a stupid moron. Don't talk down to me just because I don't have a piece of paper that says "Bachelor's" on it. It doesn't mean shit you ignorant bitch.
Also, quit making personal attacks at me when I'm obviously just innocently joking around with you about something. Just because I innocently poke fun at your current "boyfriend" because he has a TERRIBLE tattoo, doesn't give you the right to make horribly eep and hurtful comments to me. Fuck you. You're lucky I choose to not make personal attacks towards you (face to face anyway) because I'd make you cry so hard that you would hate me forever. No one is perfect, so quit acting like you're a fucking princess.
I'm the best friend you'll ever have and you'd have to be a fucking retard to not see that. No one else treats you the way that I do and you're fucking lucky to have me around, so quit acting like you don't need me. I don't take advantage of your friendship, so quit taking advantage of mine.
Ok, that's it for now.
Look, just because you went through 4 years at a "traditional" university and have a bachelors degree in psychology doesn't make you fucking smarter than I am, ok Dr. Phil? I'm tired of people with psychology degrees thinking that they're the most intelligent people on the fucking planet. You Might think you know about the human psyche, but you don't know shit about me. Don't judge me by using your bullshit psychological tactics and stop acting like you can "figure people out" just by talking with them. You Might have some pretty good book smarts, but your street smarts and common sense are almost non-fucking-existent.
I tried going to a 4 year college too but it just wasn't for me, I didn't like it. Just because I CHOSE to drop out and go to culinary school instead doesn't make me a stupid moron. Don't talk down to me just because I don't have a piece of paper that says "Bachelor's" on it. It doesn't mean shit you ignorant bitch.
Also, quit making personal attacks at me when I'm obviously just innocently joking around with you about something. Just because I innocently poke fun at your current "boyfriend" because he has a TERRIBLE tattoo, doesn't give you the right to make horribly eep and hurtful comments to me. Fuck you. You're lucky I choose to not make personal attacks towards you (face to face anyway) because I'd make you cry so hard that you would hate me forever. No one is perfect, so quit acting like you're a fucking princess.
I'm the best friend you'll ever have and you'd have to be a fucking retard to not see that. No one else treats you the way that I do and you're fucking lucky to have me around, so quit acting like you don't need me. I don't take advantage of your friendship, so quit taking advantage of mine.
Ok, that's it for now.
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ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
:screaming into pillow: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..............
That felt good.
That felt good.
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Apparently, I'm the only one who likes punching faces via the internet.
Oh well, I'm just freaking out right now, so I figured I would come up in here and start fucking some shit up.
HEEYAH!!! KARATE KICK!!! PUNCH, POW!!! ROUNDHOUSE, PHWAP, BANG!!!
Oh well, I'm just freaking out right now, so I figured I would come up in here and start fucking some shit up.
HEEYAH!!! KARATE KICK!!! PUNCH, POW!!! ROUNDHOUSE, PHWAP, BANG!!!
Nah, if I had to add up airfare to all the places I would have to go to punch people in person, like in the end of Jay and Silent Bob, it would get to be quite the expensive endeavor. The Internet is a much cheaper option.
There are only two kinds of people in the Chicago land area.
Those who can drive, and those who are NOT me.
Those who can drive, and those who are NOT me.
L3ggy
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Rofl!
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
That's why I use the CTA.
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