That's awesome 
It's a Festivus miracle!!!
It's a Festivus miracle!!!
A Punch to the Face...a Venting Thread!
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foxycougar said:That's awesome
LMFAO at the Festivus Miracle line...I just pictured Krammer for some reason and the feats of strength....now me gotta vent that my job training is still ******* me i ****** more tests last thursday and man it was hard!!!!....I now have another big test this thursday and it feels like all I'm doing lately is studying and studying...its sucks because I'm home all the time studying and havent gotten into the Christmas spirit yet and visit friends and ****** and enjoy the season and I love the Holiday season...oh well my training ends on December 30th so I might have a chance to enjoy New years
The companies that make hideous Christmas sweaters that are bright and obnoxious and have blinky things on them. They're so UGLY!! And, of course, people buy them anyway because they're idiots....
foxycougar said:
Same goes with these ridiculous Christmas ties that I see people wearing around this time of year....
Yeah, those usually blink too...wtf? They're like racoons drawn to shiny objects and once they get a hold of it they just can't let it go....
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Shoppers too lazy to put clothing back in the right place on the right rack. Folks, it goes from small, to medium, to large, to x-large, to xx-large, and lastly to xxx-large. Pretty damned simple, if you ask me. But oh no, I spent 10 minutes going through the coat racks in order to find a new winter coat in my size today...
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Yeah, it sucks even more for the people that work there. When I worked in retail I felt like I was going along behind people, as if I were their ******, and picking up the **** that they were too lazy to carry 12-inches back to the rack and put it in the right place.
People who drop litter..
Or to be more precise, fucking lazy-ass schoolkids, who frequently walk past my house and just drop litter wherever and whenever they please.
I live 100 yards from a convenience store that these **** use and it's not as if there aren't any litter bins, there are.. but they don't seem to have the will to use them.
Everyday I come in from work to find crisp bags, sweet wrappers and all manner of other rubbish laying around my garden.
I was always taught to put my litter in a bin, even if I have to carry it around until I find a one..so why can't these filthy pig-**** do the same?:thefinger
Or to be more precise, fucking lazy-ass schoolkids, who frequently walk past my house and just drop litter wherever and whenever they please.
I live 100 yards from a convenience store that these **** use and it's not as if there aren't any litter bins, there are.. but they don't seem to have the will to use them.
Everyday I come in from work to find crisp bags, sweet wrappers and all manner of other rubbish laying around my garden.
I was always taught to put my litter in a bin, even if I have to carry it around until I find a one..so why can't these filthy pig-**** do the same?:thefinger
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E-mail Hell!!!
1) My e-mail inbox at work after 5 weeks of medical leave. :eek: I spent half the day today in my office sorting through crap and (now) irrelevant e-mails. :crash:
2) People at work who send out ridiculous e-mails to an entire department of hundreds of people with a subject of "Important! Please read immediately!" and then in the body of the e-mail (that they've just interrupted an entire department with) it says "Whoever has ordered Chinese food delivery for lunch, it's at the front reception desk. FYI." Well, firstly, that could be any of two dozen people during the lunch period of the day, so what happens...? Two dozen people go down 10 floors of elevators only to find it wasn't their food which arrived. Idiots...let people keep track of their own food deliveries for lunch. No need to spam an entire floor and mark your e-mail as "Very important." :thefinger
There...I feel better now!!! lol :nanner:
1) My e-mail inbox at work after 5 weeks of medical leave. :eek: I spent half the day today in my office sorting through crap and (now) irrelevant e-mails. :crash:
2) People at work who send out ridiculous e-mails to an entire department of hundreds of people with a subject of "Important! Please read immediately!" and then in the body of the e-mail (that they've just interrupted an entire department with) it says "Whoever has ordered Chinese food delivery for lunch, it's at the front reception desk. FYI." Well, firstly, that could be any of two dozen people during the lunch period of the day, so what happens...? Two dozen people go down 10 floors of elevators only to find it wasn't their food which arrived. Idiots...let people keep track of their own food deliveries for lunch. No need to spam an entire floor and mark your e-mail as "Very important." :thefinger
There...I feel better now!!! lol :nanner:
We have the same people in my office. I got 4 emails for the same person today asking me to do something that my ENTIRE department doesn't have access to. It's not like he sent each of them at the same time before I could respond and let him know that no one in my department could fix the problem. There was ample time for me to send the email and for him to read it before he sent each one after the first one....
****** members who like to raise hell and bitch over the smallest details during the holidays. I am not Christian so I do not have a special attachment to Christmas, however I do celebrate it with everyone else, and for me it's just a way for the ****** to get together and celebrate life and spend some time with each other. I **** when people get so wrapped up (excuse the pun please) in Christmas presents and such that they get angry at other people. These are mostly older people in my ****** that nobody will say anything to. I just want to say shut the f*ck up and think about what Christmas is about..since the majority of my ****** is Christian. Nobody wants to step on older peoples toes and would be pissed at me if I would. Personally I don't care if these people get mad at me. They will get over it and if they don't it would be no skin off my tail. I have been through with trying to please other people for some time now.
I would also like to bitch about all these people in the retail stores acting like idiots and rudely bumping people and not saying a word about it. Then when you do say something they act like you are the one that has done something wrong by calling them out on it. These are reasons why I **** the holidays, growing up my parents used to say Christmas is nice, why do you **** it? Yes it is, but a lot of people tend to forget what they are celebrating and lose sight of the whole meaning behind Christmas. Sorry about the rant!
I would also like to bitch about all these people in the retail stores acting like idiots and rudely bumping people and not saying a word about it. Then when you do say something they act like you are the one that has done something wrong by calling them out on it. These are reasons why I **** the holidays, growing up my parents used to say Christmas is nice, why do you **** it? Yes it is, but a lot of people tend to forget what they are celebrating and lose sight of the whole meaning behind Christmas. Sorry about the rant!
EA games :thefinger
they are selling 60$ a great game called Battlefield 2
but 60$ is not enough for them, so less than 6 month after bf2 came out they are already selling a 30$ addon.
The worst is the owners of this addon can play against bf2 classic players with the new weapons of the addon (flashbang, f2000, etc..)
one time again the richer persons have an advantage over the person who are playing classic bf2.
EA are making millions of $$ with this game and his addon but that's not enough to pay some programmer to correct the hundreds of bugs trough the game, crapy server browser, bad game performance since the last patch, unbindable keys,...
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they are selling 60$ a great game called Battlefield 2
but 60$ is not enough for them, so less than 6 month after bf2 came out they are already selling a 30$ addon.
The worst is the owners of this addon can play against bf2 classic players with the new weapons of the addon (flashbang, f2000, etc..)
one time again the richer persons have an advantage over the person who are playing classic bf2.
EA are making millions of $$ with this game and his addon but that's not enough to pay some programmer to correct the hundreds of bugs trough the game, crapy server browser, bad game performance since the last patch, unbindable keys,...
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member2686
Banned
Long buffer times on video clips... lmao This one's worth it and completely on topic too!!! :nanner: :nanner:
Maybe this pastor was "nailing" this guy's wife or something... :rofl:
http://www.filecabi.net/video/pastor-punched.html
:nanner: :nanner:Maybe this pastor was "nailing" this guy's wife or something... :rofl:
http://www.filecabi.net/video/pastor-punched.html
spyware, viruses, and the people that get off making them. even with anti virus software i still end up with stuff. its a hassle and a half.
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My dipshit housemates, who apparently think you can flush half a roll's worth of toilet paper in one flush after taking a dump. I woke up a bit ago and, such it is for most people, needed to use the restroom upon waking, only to find out that neither of the two toilets in the house is working. At least the plumber came out right away. He better get this thing fixed pronto or else there's gonna be a big mess soon! lmao
Civickiller80 said:
I'm feeling much better...I ****** my final test today and got the new job...It was stressful taking the chance of leaving my old job for this one and it wasnt even guaranteed this new job.i I quit my old job for this..but its all worth it now
I ******
Congrats on your new job Civic, from what you have posted I know you have been studying hard for these tests. IMO you deserve that job. Have a good new year buddy.:thumbsup:
Nightfly said:Long buffer times on video clips... lmao This one's worth it and completely on topic too!!!
Maybe this pastor was "nailing" this guy's wife or something... :rofl:
http://www.filecabi.net/video/pastor-punched.html
I must agree with you there Nightfly. He didn't press charges which leads me to believe that the attacker was justified in hitting the pastor. (at least in the pastors mind) If that is the case he came out smelling like a rose because he didn't press charges.
People in my neighborhood that fire their New Year's Eve rockets long before 12 a m and days after the change of the year. :wtf:
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