A New Crisis in the Trump White House: Those Damn new Lightbulbs and the Damn Toilets.

[Supafly]

Just when you think that snitches and leakers are his biggest concern, now it's the wrong light, and the weak water pressure.

Makes him look orange, he is sure. Better keep out of jail, those orange jumpsuits are far worse.

 

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They complain out of one corner of their mouths of a "personality cult" for Trump, his every move and word held up to the world, and out of the other corner of their mouths, they hyper-analyze Trump's every word and move.

I don't even know what pwned is, and that sounds like you're pwned. Trump pwns you. You're his pwnge. Hardcore pwning, 'til you're cross-eyed and dizzy.

Where were we? Oh, yes, you were talking about the President, talking about toilets.

Yeah. Someone's got a crush! :yesyes:

:loveeyes:​

 

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Oh no he did'dent.

 

[Straight Shooter]

I installed smart lightbulbs in my place. I can turn them on/off and change the brightness with my phone and my Google Home

 

[xfire]

Trump eats too much wheat, that's why when he does a shit it takes fifteen flushes.

 

[Johan]

So, since the flush doesn't work, can we all agree that this is a shitty presidency ?

And since the light-bulbs are bad, can we agree that these are dark times ?

 

[Supafly]

So, since the flush doesn't work, can we all agree that this is a shitty presidency ?

And since the light-bulbs are bad, can we agree that these are dark times ?

Tht sums it up nicely.