A man and his cat

[Homer Simpson]

Men and cats, a dangerous combination!!

 

[vodkazvictim]

it's clear to me who's controlling whom here...

 

[Christa]

I have pics of me *** and their dog with guns! A Texas thing

 

[StanScratch]

Lookin' pretty gay there, dude. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[Johnieb]

Lookin' pretty gay there, dude.
he does have the ***

 

[Justanothergirl]

Don't fuck with my pussy.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Don't fuck with my pussy.

There was no with in my intentions dear girl, just fucking your pussy
/subtlety

 

[Cannon_X]

"And this is what you'll get if you touch my little Mr. Bigglesworth. Isn't that right punkin? Yes the bad guys will never get you. *****'s gonna shoot them bitches if they try to take you."

 

[redhotgorillausa]

That is Osama Bin Laden on HGTV.