a little advice for American Tourists who are going to France

When tourist go to France, why do they go in that town full of scumbags named Paris, there is plenty of town where you're live in peace.Even me, doesn't want to go at Chatellet or Aulnay, there are "little ghettos" because no one cares or do something to help these towns, shittin' president.
 

georges

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georges that was you?

sounds like a random assault but very likely his american accent provoked it.
on the bright side he was lucky that he didn't get stabbed.

As a foreigner currently living abroad I am always aware of whats around me, especially at night and in quiet areas.
each night when i walk home from exercising i do carry a phillip head screwdriver in my front pocket, but nothings ever happened.

just gotta be careful in basically almost every city nowadays.

hey georges, your written english is very very good.
a little off with your present perfect usage, stick with simple past when in doubt.
but i wonder, how is your accent? strong accent or so so?

thanks:hatsoff: I have a texan accent when I speak English that is what a lot people told me. For the note most of my English teachers were Americans coming from Texas and some of them were from New York.
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
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First: This is not a french issue.

If you walk the streets late-nights and people move towards you, better check them and think about if they look like trouble.

My advice: If you have to go somewhere at night and it is not a little village, think about taking a cab

And I have met a young arab a couple years ago here in my town who had the same shit happening to him from three white-bred german guys.

This works more than one way.
 
Great, now you tell me. I wish I knew this before my trip to Parisland. Here's my home movie. . .


I will never ever ever ever go to a foreign country again. Can't trust johnny foreigner. I will just stay at home under the bed with the door locked & thank my lucky stars that I am not abroad where all the nasty stuff can happen to poor moi at the hands of foreign "scum and slime".

And I have met a young arab a couple years ago here in my town who had the same shit happening to him from three white-bred german guys.

This works more than one way.
Surely not! I thought it was only the illegal immigrants what dun crime to us! It was all fine till they showed up, you could leave your front door open & walk around with fistfuls of money & stuff!
In fact I was often the victim of un-robbing, where white people came up to me & forced me to take their cash & valuables!
 

Vlad The Impaler

Power Slave
I'll probably never have the money to come to France, though I would love to some day, but your advice is most gracious G. :hatsoff:
 
I wish they would try that in the US, where good citizens practice their Constitutional right to bear firearms.... a world without these kinds of thugs is a better place for all decent people.
 

meesterperfect

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thanks:hatsoff: I have a texan accent when I speak English that is what a lot people told me. For the note most of my English teachers were Americans coming from Texas and some of them were from New York.

You learned English from teachers from Texas?
Oh My! haha, that must have been fun.

"ya'llbestbelisteninupherecausei'monlygonnabesayinthisherethingonetimeya'llgetmetherebuddy?"
loosely translated to " Ok, class, look at the next activity".
 

georges

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Er no, obviously not! But vigilantes are NOT the answer.

:why::facepalm:yes but a lazy and unwilling to take risks police is better?
Nothing wrong with shooting and killing some low lives who are making honest law abiding citizens 's existance risky
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Hi everyone

Last saturday, when I was at the train station Chatelet, I and another guy have seen a guy bleeding from the nose and his girlfriend has a big slap mark. I started to speak French but they answered me in American English that a group of three arab teenagers asked them if they had the time. I have seen who were the responsible of this but they were already far away and escaped, so it was not possible to catch them. The guy answered them no and got beaten just because he answered no and his girlfriend got slapped. I and another guy accompanied them to the nearest police precinct and told the French policemen what happened.
This kind of event is just sadening and infuriating. Slapping a girl how weakminded it is:mad::ak47: So here is an advice of my experience when I had encountered some trashbags like this in the past,it is to fix them with a severe glance but do not respond to them with words and move on, also walk your own way and do not pay attention to who is sitting in front of you in the metro/rer, in France it can be considerated as an attack. If someone touches you punch them also, do not take the rer/meto too late, it is usually the time when the scum goes out.
Never go out for a walk on the following railway stations after 11-11.30pm: chatelet, la defense, st denis, la courneuve, aulnay sous bois, drancy, bondy, mantes la jolie, les mureaux, ecouen, poissy, barbes and pigalle.
Those places are filled with scum and slime.

hope this helps

regards

georges

I remember when I was in gay Paris (sorry, couldn't resist) A group of 3 kids on the metro kicked a rubbish sack out of the bin holder (how pointless?!) and tried to mug a begger.
Why this should be happeneing I'm not sure, but I suspect has to do with the economic crisis and Sarkozi the 1st.
It's shamefull though; one would expect better of the French.
Incidentally, if only those with clean criminal record were allowed firearms then those who have a criminal record because they regularily do this kind of thing would live in fear that if they did, after they'd walked 20 paces away they might get a bullet in the back.
Maybe if the English were armed pricks driving transit vans wouldn't swerve at lone males walking home after a days work, nearly hitting them, just for fun. Or shout abuse at them...
 
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:why::facepalm:yes but a lazy and unwilling to take risks police is better?
Nothing wrong with shooting and killing some low lives who are making honest law abiding citizens 's existance risky

According to the law that is murder and will get you 25 to life.:D
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
When I'm in a foreign city I rarely have any trouble. I usually tell them I'm a farmer and when they ask what kind of farmer I just say:



But really I've walked in some of the most dangerous cities in the world after dark and the most trouble I've ever had was some kid throwing dog shit on my foot.
 
When I'm in a foreign city I rarely have any trouble. I usually tell them I'm a farmer and when they ask what kind of farmer I just say:

But really I've walked in some of the most dangerous cities in the world after dark and the most trouble I've ever had was some kid throwing dog shit on my foot.

Dog shit? That's random. I honestly wouldn't even know how to react to that if it happened to me.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Look in a "Lonely Planet" travel guide under "Creaming" and you'll understand why the dog shit thing happened.
 
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