A Dog's Purpose
- Thread starter HELLRAISER
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Actually a dogs purpose.
There are a lot more of these but I'm too lazy................
1. Eat food that I find disgusting, too full to eat, or am too lazy to go 3 feet to the garbage and throw away.
2. **** all over the yard to make mowing even more than a pain in the ass.
3. Chase rats and snakes out of the garage.
4. Bark all damn night and not allow me to *****
5. Bark early in the morning after I didn't get a good night *****.
6. ****, ****, or combo in the house in the car, or in front of police.
There are a lot more of these but I'm too lazy................
1. Eat food that I find disgusting, too full to eat, or am too lazy to go 3 feet to the garbage and throw away.
2. **** all over the yard to make mowing even more than a pain in the ass.
3. Chase rats and snakes out of the garage.
4. Bark all damn night and not allow me to *****
5. Bark early in the morning after I didn't get a good night *****.
6. ****, ****, or combo in the house in the car, or in front of police.
That's not what they'd tell you at a Chinese restaurant... :yummie:
Kil4Thril
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Jagger69
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Lots of wannabe comedians commenting on this poignant story. Anyone who loves dogs can certainly appreciate the thread. Thanks HR. Very perceptive little boy.
PlasmaTwa2
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The purpose of cats?
Nothing.
Nothing.
As a former Doberman breeder and trainer, who had many good friends on 4 legs that I sometimes had to spend their final moments stroking their heads 'til the moment was over...I am very touched by the story.
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
Right on the dot...I always had a Siamese cat to keep the Dobies in line.
I was the staff...
Rep to everyone...!
Cats are douche bags. Like guys the wear ascots and turtle necks.
No one wears ascots and turtlenecks...and you, sir, are a Cat.
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According to a book I read about the Black Plague in Europe, it said the reason why this lethal disease wreaked havoc throughout Europe during the Dark Ages was due to the fact that cats were massively exterminated. The mass slaughter of cats in Europe allowed vermin to reproduce in high numbers which led to widespread outbreak of the killer Black Plague. Cat's became targets during Europes witch hunts becoz the Church's superstitious propoganda against pagans who were said to be evil heathens that practiced witchcraft and sorcery which enabled them to shape shift from humans to cats and vice versa. Scientifically speaking, cats are ****** nature's check and balance against vermin spreading their diseases to humans. I personally love cats & dogs becoz they're awesome!
Who's Adam Lambert?
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According to a book I read about the Black Plague in Europe, it said the reason why this lethal disease wreaked havoc throughout Europe during the Dark Ages was due to the fact that cats were massively exterminated. The mass slaughter of cats in Europe allowed vermin to reproduce in high numbers which led to widespread outbreak of the killer Black Plague. Cat's became targets during Europes witch hunts becoz the Church's superstitious propoganda against pagans who were said to be evil heathens that practiced witchcraft and sorcery which enabled them to shape shift from humans to cats and vice versa. Scientifically speaking, cats are ****** nature's check and balance against vermin spreading their diseases to humans. I personally love cats & dogs becoz they're awesome!
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