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97-year-old fruitcake

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
97-year-old fruitcake is no joke.

It’s hard as a rock, has a slight scent of spice and looks like Frankenstein, with knob-like mints protruding from its sides. But, hey, will any of us look any better than Pierre Girard’s fruitcake when we’re 97 years old?

“Most people won’t touch it,” the Golden Valley, Minn., resident said with a chuckle. “Others say, ‘I wouldn’t have that in my house. I’m afraid of it.’ I think I’m the only one that really loves it.”

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Who eats fruit cake? :dunno:
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
That is both funny and seasonally relevant. :D
 
I was all-ready to defend the 97 yr old fruitcakes of this world.
I mean, surely it doesn't matter how old you are, nor what sort of lifestyle you want to lead..etc



'actual' fruitcakes... hmm, I have no opinion :dunno:
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Aww, well this is disappointing. When I walked into this thread, I was hoping it was going to be about Rip Taylor.
 
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