Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member

Right back ‘atcha!

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Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
... I looked a lot into jewish specialties lately... eating so much Hummus now, the local ALDI had to double the weekly deliveries. I am just six months shy of solvign the peace in the holy land on a deckl.

But Gefilte Fish... that's not my strongest suit. Döner Kebap, very much

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Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
There are a few foods in the world that exist that I have never tried. I have never had a bagel before.
A nice fresh bagel, toasted in the oven, with a generous helping of butter baked in, and then when toasted, a nice heaping shmeer of cream cheese, is really good. You would probably want more than one, if there are no meat, eggs or taters involved, but if you get it from a Jewish deli, you can get Lox on it too. I've never tried loxs, but I'm sure I'll like it. I like salmon, and smoker trout, so smoked salmon doesn't seem to far out of reach.
 
I've never had a bagel because of the hole in the middle that I worry whatever spread I put on the sandwich will fall through the hole and make a big mess. I like all kinds of bread but if I want something with a hole in the middle I'll have a doughnut.
 
Why do you never hear about women exposing themselves to people jogging in a park or or to shoppers in a grocery store? It's always men who expose themselves to strangers. We need more women exposing themselves in public and I don't mean flashing their tits. It only counts if they have their vaginas out and people are running away. Additionally, there needs to jokes about it on the news about clams and tacos and things.
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
Dino, I often wonder what exactly it is that you do to have so much free time to be social.

You have a job, a brown girl and some wads, right? How do you have any energy left over?
inb4: adderall is life. addy is love.
 
Dino, I often wonder what exactly it is that you do to have so much free time to be social.

You have a job, a brown girl and some wads, right? How do you have any energy left over?
inb4: adderall is life. addy is love.

I've learned over time it is better to have money than to work. I don't work at all and my wife works a lot. Better that way than the other way around.
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
I've learned over time it is better to have money than to work. I don't work at all and my wife works a lot. Better that way than the other way around.
Does she minecraft all the bitcoins or somethin'?
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Nice 4'10'' sex toy...

Oh yeah, I could do some morally reprehensible things to that little biscuit. You know all the "thick" on her is muscle. Muscle that would help her fuck you into a slow joyous death by testicle draining. The best part is, they get points taken off, for picking out wedgies, which means more and more glorious globes of fleshy temptation. On a side note, I would tongue punc her little starfish, until she was a quivering mass of whimpering fuck toy.
 
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