Little Red Wagon Repairman

Ladies, I Got Seventeen Dollars
In California they are eating their own again with the bitter anti-Musk progressives torching Tesla electric cars that the airhead bleeding heart liberals bought. Aren't setting cars on fire bad for the environment?

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Little Red Wagon Repairman

Ladies, I Got Seventeen Dollars
I was very productive today. I made up a new word and a new joke too.

We ate at a Chinese place in Brentwood that said they have Chinese Food with a California flavor. I told the manager to call it "Calinese". He nodded his head and rubbed his Chin.

OK, hey you guys see Cory Booker's 22 hour speech the other day? The last time Cory was on his feet that long was because it hurt too much for him to sit.
 

Little Red Wagon Repairman

Ladies, I Got Seventeen Dollars
I just met The Grand Mufti of Crapistan as I complimented him how clean his 1993 Cadillac Sedan DeVille still was. His crown looked like it was adorned with all the secret eleven herbs and spices.
 

Little Red Wagon Repairman

Ladies, I Got Seventeen Dollars
I normally don't go for muscular girls but I would like to gnaw on this gal's thighs then sodomize her with all my might immediately afterward. Hopefully she don't clamp down too hard and snap off my pecker.

 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
I normally don't go for muscular girls but I would like to gnaw on this gal's thighs then sodomize her with all my might immediately afterward. Hopefully she don't clamp down too hard and snap off my pecker.

La Blue Girl. Sex craft. It is like ninja fights but with sex.
... and there is some strong vagina, practice your kegels, turn pubes into needles, clits being used as dicks stuff.

Japan, amirite?
 

Little Red Wagon Repairman

Ladies, I Got Seventeen Dollars
La Blue Girl. Sex craft. It is like ninja fights but with sex.
... and there is some strong vagina, practice your kegels, turn pubes into needles, clits being used as dicks stuff.

Japan, amirite?

I put her into the “breeding stock” category. Imagine the mighty lummox of a child you would get lumbering out of her meat curtains.
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
I put her into the “breeding stock” category. Imagine the mighty lummox of a child you would get lumbering out of her meat curtains.
Do I have to?

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And plus.. this is a hypothetical. We dont dig on hypotheticals, here. ~ Ben Shapiro voice
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
I heard Jews play Spin The Dradle with the family during Hanukkah but play Spin The Bottle with their cousins on Passover. Best wishes for the expansion of your tribe this weekend.
I just so happen to have a brown wife, which plays into the 'assimilating everyone else' conspiracy, thank you. :p
 

Little Red Wagon Repairman

Ladies, I Got Seventeen Dollars
I just so happen to have a brown wife, which plays into the 'assimilating everyone else' conspiracy, thank you. :p

People tease me about being a White Supremacist but I also have a brown wife along with a few more brownies that Tagalog'd along with her. If I were an actual White Supremacist then I'm not very supreme at it.

Hey Torre, you are definitely one of the "good ones" but that's like having the tightest anus at the Gay Pride Parade.
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
People tease me about being a White Supremacist but I also have a brown wife along with a few more brownies that Tagalog'd along with her. If I were an actual White Supremacist then I'm not very supreme at it.

Hey Torre, you are definitely one of the "good ones" but that's like having the tightest anus at the Gay Pride Parade.
I will neglect to tell my uncle Mordechai about your trangressions against the agenda our highly peaceful and not at all successful kind.
...for the most part.
 

Little Red Wagon Repairman

Ladies, I Got Seventeen Dollars
I will neglect to tell my uncle Mordechai about your trangressions against the agenda our highly peaceful and not at all successful kind.
...for the most part.

Agendas. Yes. I have already alerted the others about the agenda you guys are brewing up in the cabal acquiring forbidden knowledge and powers from the ancient ones.
 
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