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Ace Boobtoucher
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Little Red Wagon Repairman
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Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
On May 8, 2005, one of the greatest videos in the history of the internet was uploaded to the Something Awful forums. Happy 15th birthday, "Fabulous Secret Powers."
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Joe "The Kid May Only Be 5 Years Old But He's Fuckin' Jacked" Rogan
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The character from the Morning Latte Show is lucky Mike didn't put him in a coma. Business starts to pick up after "convicted rapist" is mentioned. Check Mike's eyes, body language, and his chest heaving.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
My ersatz girlfriend is a Navy recruiter. That should be a giant red flag, considering that all recruiters are venal liars. Anyway, it was her birthday and I made a thing.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
You would think those cock chuggers in Hollywood would have learned their lesson after the failures of "Ghostbusters " "Dark Phoenix " "captain Marvel" etc. Etc.
While the recent star wars movies have been hugely successful, they were tainted with the poison that is feminism, as well.
Fuck.
