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- Thread starter Legzman
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larss
I'm watching some specialist videos
Personally, I am going to put my clock forward one hour. (Spring forward, Fall back)
Supafly
Retired Mod
Shit, you are right.
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
It's okay buddy, you can't be expected to keep your mind on everyday details, when there are so many beautiful ladies running around half naked,
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I took Lac3y for a walk in Lorenzi Park a few minutes ago. She charged after the ducks, as she is wont to do, and she took a fairly good-sized dump as we were getting ready to leave. I went to look for a bag and when I got back there was a black EDP (emotionally disturbed person) hovering over the area where she had just pooped, with his pants down. I was a little confused and thought maybe he was gonna ask me to pick up his poop, too. But no. It was worse. Much worse.
He hiked up his pants when I said "WTF?!?" and stepped away from the pile. I stooped down to pick up Lac3y's leavings and as I was getting ready to throw it in the nearest trash can he asked, "You want me to swallow that?"
"Nah thanks, man. That's disgusting." And I walked as quickly as possible to the parking lot. Another guy was walking his dog and I absolutely had to relay that story just as a caution to him.
So weird.
I think I found Baconsalt.
He hiked up his pants when I said "WTF?!?" and stepped away from the pile. I stooped down to pick up Lac3y's leavings and as I was getting ready to throw it in the nearest trash can he asked, "You want me to swallow that?"
"Nah thanks, man. That's disgusting." And I walked as quickly as possible to the parking lot. Another guy was walking his dog and I absolutely had to relay that story just as a caution to him.
So weird.
I think I found Baconsalt.
