50 mistakes women make while having sex ---- written by... a woman!

[gmaxman1212]

my ex girlfreind got to read this. maybe it will make her abetter person or at least abetter lover. Thanks for writing this. every female should have this thread as a handbook.

 

[gmaxman1212]

roaled i would give you rep points but i do not know how. Accolades, a fantastic post.

 

[Peter Gazinya]

Why is there no writer credit? I don't think a woman wrote that. I think a guy wrote that. Women can write better prose than that "s**t." It's not written matter-of-factly. It's written in "angry male" voice...imo.

Some of the points are good though. Other points are strange. Has anyone had sex with a girl/girlfriend/wife and she IMMEDIATELY changed the sheets? Seriously?

Not immediately. She would ALWAYS take a shower immediately and THEN change the fucking sheets, no kidding. We just broke up last night. She's a great person but I also appreciate the freedom to pursure a sex life that is actually satisfying.

 

[Darkcowboy]

Thats whas really fun to read!!!! good for some stuck up girls.Hopefully no one is perfect and its why relationship is so great to live.

Im very curious too to know who writte that bible

 

[O85]

Cool list

 

[blackbull1970]

you got a link to this?

Peace.

 

[silent_blue]

Wow it is a stereotype of girls though. Every girl does not make all of these mistakes and many may make none.

Anyone know of a list of the mistakes guys make?

Mel

 

[gmaxman1212]

had to check out this classic thread just one more time

 

[Mistyck]

Damn, I love this list. This is so true. More of us women actually need to read and live by this list. This list is so classic, and so true. If you don't tell the person you're with what the hell you want, how the hell are they supposed to know what to do?

Geesh...it's not going to kill some of us girls to not be romantic. (Myself, I hate romanticism.)

 

[stephen20uk]

Another one should be.

Not nipping the tip of the condom when putting it on!!

 

[SBTNW]

26. Expecting him to do all the touching when you're riding him. It's your body, you're used to it. Play with your tits, rub your clit, do something to make his job easier.

hell yeah!!! you're damn right.

i love when she touch herself while ridin' it.

VERY NICE post, roald. rep to you

 

[PrimeGuy]

Nice! Reps for you Roald!

 

[piter_m]

Great post Roald
Keep up the good work :yesyes:

 

[gunslingingbird]

Where did you find this? I'd love to share this with my girlfriend, but she would probably dismiss it immediately if she knew it came from a porn forum.

 

[Mistyck]

Where did you find this? I'd love to share this with my girlfriend, but she would probably dismiss it immediately if she knew it came from a porn forum.

Copy paste it into an email, send it to a friend and have them send it back to you. Hell I'll email it to you. Some women are too sensitive about things...

 

[Becks...poamr]

How'd I miss this thread?

9. Whining when he pushes your head down on his cock instead of stroking your hair. Know why he's pushing, skippy? Because you aren't doing it right, and have apparently ignored the other clues he's given you. Pay attention to the signals that he's sending you.

Uh huh. I'm sure for some it's true.

However, I know what the hell I'm doing. He's pushing my head down to piss me off.

Or else he wants to get bit.

 

[titsrock]

I stand by what I wrote in Sept when I first read this post. A woman didn't write this list. A man did. I agree with most of it, but I seriously doubt a woman wrote some of these points...like these two:

24. Refusing to get on top. Theres no reason men should have to do all the work.

25. Getting that bored look on your face. Men are more visual than women. Give him something to look at. Get on top and arch your back a little bit. Move. Do something to indicate that you 1) are not dead and 2) didn't suffer a minor stroke rendering you unable to move

I don't have Peter North's numbers..but even the relatively few girls I've fucked..every one of them liked riding me. I subscribe to 2 Men's magazines and both magazines print "women sex surveys" from time to time and unless there's some statistical survey error..women on top is usually a top 2 position for women according to women.:dunno:

If you actually read #25 and think about what it says...how would a woman write that? Sorry. A man wrote that.

 

[Rattrap]

I have to agree with titsrock. Without even pointing out any specifics, the language sounds like a male.

That aside, though, I found this hilarious. Gave me a laugh!

 

[gmaxman1212]

as i said this thread has been dormant for many months it needed to be resurected one of the best threads i have read

 

[Roald]

I stand by what I wrote in Sept when I first read this post. A woman didn't write this list. A man did. I agree with most of it, but I seriously doubt a woman wrote some of these points...like these two:



I don't have Peter North's numbers..but even the relatively few girls I've fucked..every one of them liked riding me. I subscribe to 2 Men's magazines and both magazines print "women sex surveys" from time to time and unless there's some statistical survey error..women on top is usually a top 2 position for women according to women.:dunno:

If you actually read #25 and think about what it says...how would a woman write that? Sorry. A man wrote that.

So what, it's all good fun :glugglug: