5 little questions...

lechepicha

lechepicha

Prince of the Rotten Milk
1. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

2. At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

3. Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

4. If a doctor suddenly had a heart ****** while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

5. What do you do when you see an endangered ****** that is eating an endangered plant?

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lechepicha said:
1. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

2. At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

3. Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

4. If a doctor suddenly had a heart ****** while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

5. What do you do when you see an endangered ****** that is eating an endangered plant?

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McDonalds is in the market of making as much money as they can and hot dogs sell.

Both if no one is around. Of course, if you are with a girl, one arm rest and the other arm around her. ;)

Because the Indian is not a ranger, thus he is the Lone Ranger with Indian friend.

The Doctor would be escorted out and replaced, according to the conditions, surgery will be on hold until replacement comes. However, a doctor should be in tip top health, thus heart ****** should not happen.

I honestly did not realize there were endangered plants given they pollinate and spread many, many seeds about. The ****** can eat whatever it sees fit plant wise.
 
1. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

2. At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

3. Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

4. If a doctor suddenly had a heart ****** while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

5. What do you do when you see an endangered ****** that is eating an endangered plant?
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1. Because McDonalds is a hamburger stand and I would guess the profit margin on hot dogs is very low...because they typically sell for like $.65
2.It depends, if you are big strong and scary they are all yours, if you have a *** they are all yours, if you are meek timid and weak none are yours, if you're with a girl none are yours and if you are on acid those are actually bad men trying to hurt you so punch kick pee your pants and run like hell....
3.The lone ranger is actually technically alone...but he is crazy and thinks a half naked Indian guy is following him around telling him to burn things.
4. Simple they'd go play golf and come back and harvest the organs later.
5. Just listen to Tonto and burn the damn forest down that should take care of that problem.
 
1. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

Because they're run by fundamentalist Christians and hot dogs are too phallic looking to be considered tasteful

2. At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

Neither, I prefer to give it to those sitting next to me in the hope that either one or both will have sex with me because of my great kindness. If I'm on the isle, I scream uncontrollably until I am escorted out by the security.

3. Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

Because back in those days Indians weren't classed as people. They were seen as God's who couldn't be depicted as gods when they were represented on television. That was until the great unmasking of 1966 when the whole conspiracy came out and Charlie Parker cried.

4. If a doctor suddenly had a heart ****** while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

Neither they use your ***** as lube and partake in a mass ***** orgy with the corpse of the dead surgeon. Sneaky nurses they are, they're only kept in line by the surgeon. Once he's dead they get wild. I have to say it's the funnest orgy I've ever been to and I was the patient.

5. What do you do when you see an endangered ****** that is eating an endangered plant?

**** yourself.
 
1. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
They should. McDogs :yummie:

2. At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
Both. I haven't been to a movie theater since Clerks 2.

3. Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
Should he be the Masked Ranger?

4. If a doctor suddenly had a heart ****** while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
They **** you and send you to the morgue so they can attend to the doctor. Why don't you tell me?

5. What do you do when you see an endangered ****** that is eating an endangered plant?

Take a picture and send it to people.
 
1. McDogs? Don't sound good!

2. Both

3. Because they didn't want to call the show; "Ranger and male friend that's always with him"

4. Dr.

5. Eat them both to even it all out
 
1. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
Actually they used to, and some locations still do.
In his 1977 autobiography CEO Ray Kroc prohibited the company from selling hot dogs, regardless of potential demand, as he regarded them as unhygienic; however, hot dogs were introduced in the late 1990s at some midwestern located stores (at the option of the franchise-holder) as a summer item. UK Stores sold Hot Dogs during the late nineties on the McChoice menu (later PoundSaver). Also, at least one American restaurant offered Oscar Mayer hot dogs at some time, notably in Bethel Park, Pennsylvania, and McDonald's locations at Toronto Metro *** and SkyDome in Toronto offered hot dogs until 1999. In Tokyo locations hot dogs were available in 2001, and have been reintroduced for 2009, dubbed the "McHot Dog."
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2. At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
whichever one I damn well please ;)

3. Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
Because its a typo, its supposed to be love ranger. :D

4. If a doctor suddenly had a heart ****** while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
They usually have more then one DR in there working on a patient plus a couple nurses, my guess is one nurse would continue on the patient, one nurse would call for help and the other DR would try to help the DR. that had a heart ****** but I could be wrong :dunno:

5. What do you do when you see an endangered ****** that is eating an endangered plant?
Well I wouldn't know an endangered plant or ****** from a non endangered one so I'd probably just keep walking. [/QUOTE]
 
1. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
because hot dogs are gross!

2. At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
the right. duh!

3. Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
Tonto wasn't a Ranger. :dunno:

4. If a doctor suddenly had a heart ****** while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Probably call for extra help or something.

5. What do you do when you see an endangered ****** that is eating an endangered plant?
Think to myself; "That's just nature".
 
1. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
They do. But they call them McCock-in-buns.

2. At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
Arm rest?!? Why would I need an arm rest at the cinema?!? How tired would my arms get to necessitate an arm rest when watching a film?!? If anything I'd need an eye rest!

3. Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
What?!? This isn't even a real question! Mr & Mrs Ranger named their only *** Lone. Doesn't everyone know that. Next!

4. If a doctor suddenly had a heart ****** while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
The other doctor's devour the heart, thus gaining the recently deceased doctor's powers & then continue to perform the operation with renewed vigour & expertise.

5. What do you do when you see an endangered ****** that is eating an endangered plant?
Nothing, the 2 endangered ****** cancel each other out resulting in an unendangered ******/plant hybrid.
 
Awesome thread! Without reading any replies...

1. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
Because Mickey D's uses only the finest meats...grade D or lower, hell yeah

2. At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
Both if I get there first, but because you can't smoke dope in the theatre both armrests are someone else's

3. Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
The Alone Ranger was slaughtered by Savages well before the Lone Ranger appeared as the only Ranger in the region, along with Tonto of course

4. If a doctor suddenly had a heart ****** while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Definitely not, the doctor having the heart ****** would just take care of himself...afterall, doctors are life savers and better than everyone

5. What do you do when you see an endangered ****** that is eating an endangered plant?
You say to yourself, "how the fuck do I know that both the ****** and the plant are endangered???...what the fuck am I doing?"

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Thief.

The meat in a hot dog is the same in their hamburgers, so they do sell hot dogs.

Both.

Because it was a t.v. show.

The doctor - so he could finish the job to get paid.

Watch it.
 
1. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
Because then the poor little man at the train station would be out of work lol

2. At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
Not just both arm rests, but the seat in front of me is mine too :D

3. Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
Because Tonto never does a damn thing but cook and scream one-liners for the audience

4. If a doctor suddenly had a heart ****** while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
I think I saw this on Ghost Whisperer. He would die and haunt the hospital till he found out that the other doctor left him to die and saved the patient

5. What do you do when you see an endangered ****** that is eating an endangered plant?
What if I saw an endangered plant trying to eat an endangered ******.... I think I'd just keep walking and let them do their business. Afterall, the ****** will polenate the plant and then help it spread more of it's kind around
 
lechepicha said:
1. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

Because hot dogs contain too much real meat. They prefer to stick to cardboard/sawdust burgers.

2. At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

Neither. How could I be using an arm rest when the people on either side of me are required to give me a handjob throughout the movie?

3. Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

He started that nickname himself. He used to just be, The Ranger, but when Tonto joined him, he added Lone in an attempt to gently let Tonto know that he was irritating as fuck and should go away.

4. If a doctor suddenly had a heart ****** while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

As the doctor would obviously be able to afford better medical insurance they would put the patient into the dumpster and get right to work on the doctor.

5. What do you do when you see an endangered ****** that is eating an endangered plant?

Consider it a sign from God. **** that ****** and use the plant as a marinate. Endangered always adds a bit of flavour.

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lechepicha said:
1. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

2. At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

3. Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

4. If a doctor suddenly had a heart ****** while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

5. What do you do when you see an endangered ****** that is eating an endangered plant?

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1. Because they'd eventually get sued by **** for roasting living dogs...

2. Both

3. Maybe they were referring to his sexual life?

4. If I were the patient, they'd just ignore the doctor. If someone else were the patient, I think both.

5. Continue watching & try to convince other humans not to interfere, otherwise they might end up being endangered.
 
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