5 Little Questions. The return!

[dave_rhino]

1. At a carnival there is a merry-go-round, what are you most likely to sit on?

A) A fire-engine
B) A horse (Boring!)
c) A giant tea-cup

2. You are forced (at gun point) to get a slogan or sentence tattooed onto your ass, what would it say?

3. What's your favourite Freeones emoticon? :conehead:

4. Meatloaf claimed he'd do anything for love, but he won't do "that"... What do you think "That" is? And would YOU do "that" for love?

5. What's the stupidest thing you have ever done?

 

[tartanterrier]

1) Fire Engine

2) No cocks up here!!

3)

4) Fuck knows but if having my ass pumped as a request then
"I won't do that".

5) Jumped into a pool and not being able to swim

 

[BlueBalls]

1. Tea Cup

2. Guinness is Good for You

3. :hatsoff:

4. ''That'' = ironing, i will not do the ironing.

5. Jumped off one of the old english buses with no doors whilst it was doing about 50 mph and being hit by a car as I jumped out.

 

[dave_rhino]

5. Jumped off one of the old english buses with no doors whilst it was doing about 50 mph and being hit by a car as I jumped out.

I'd of paid money to see that :1orglaugh were you hurt badly?





Anyway:

1. Fire-engine

2. EST 1987

3. :1orglaugh is the one I use the most

4. Watch every episode of Sex and the City. No, I wouldn't do it for love...

5. Drunk in Turkey, got lost and asked some dodgy lookign Turkish guys in a car where the bars were. They offered me a lift, and I just got in the car without thinking. 50-50 chance they were gonna kill me. It was 3 in the morning and they were wearing sunglasses...

 

[BlueBalls]

I'd of paid money to see that :1orglaugh were you hurt badly?

Sprained ankle, quite lucky really :hatsoff:

 

[sputnikgirl]

1. At a carnival there is a merry-go-round, what are you most likely to sit on?

horse

2. You are forced (at gun point) to get a slogan or sentence tattooed onto your ass, what would it say?

البعض منا يولدون الانسان والباقي للانفاق ونحن لنا حياة بأكملها تحاول أن تصل الى وجهتها

Some people are born human, while the rest of us spend our lives trying to get there.

3. What's your favourite Freeones emoticon? :female:

4. Meatloaf claimed he'd do anything for love, but he won't do "that"... What do you think "That" is? And would YOU do "that" for love?

who knows and probably not

5. What's the stupidest thing you have ever done?

I probably haven't done it yet.

 

[nothingandless]

1. A giant tea-cup.

2. hello!

3. :1orglaugh

4. eat meatloaf.

5. probably something while blacked out, so i have no idea. :glugglug:

 

[bodie54]

1. A horse

2. "Property of Sputnikgirl"

3. :rofl2:

4. having Fox wallow in his man goo - and no, I wouldn't

5. This is a tough one.
So many possibilities :1orglaugh
Probably getting married (I'm long since divorced). Not that I have anything against marriage - I just made the wrong choice.

 

[senob44]

1. c) A giant tea-cup

2. "Cheeky Monkey"

3. :lovecoupl (though the one I use most is probably :1orglaugh)

4. Meatloaf meant that he wouldn't play a man with breasts in a movie, and lo and behold he would up doing it in "Fight Club".

There is nothing I wouldn't do for love.

5. Ho...Ho...Hold on there. I'm not exactly gonna give that information up. What I did was extremely, grossly, heinously illegal. Though one member of this board already knows.

As a substitute, let me say, running a car driven by a black woman off the road in a predominantly black neighborhood at 11 PM. (Note: running her off the road was NOT racially motivated on my part. She had cut me off by running a red light.)

 

[Becks...poamr]

1. unicorn

2. FreeOnes

3. :nanner:

4. I'm not allowed to say. I promised I wouldn't tell.

5. nothing worth telling.

 

[Magnet]

1: A Tea Cup - the faster is spins the better
2: "If your reading this you can see my ass"
3: :1orglaugh
4: Its obvioudly sharing Dr. Pepper, hasnt anyone seen the commercial
5: probably when reading outloud in highschool saying "orgasm" instead of "organism" allthough it was quite funny.

 

[gunslingingbird]

1. Horse (I never claimed to be the most exciting guy in the world).

2. "Preparation H: Prompt Relief from Hemorrhoid Symptoms"

3. Choose from :throwup:, :mail:, :wiggle:, :banana:, and :ban2:

4. A Cleveland Steamer. No, I wouldn't participate in a Cleveland Steamer.

5. Oh, boy, the list is endless...

 

[calpoon]

1. a cheetahcorn. it's the world's fastest land animal, with magic powers.

2. On my butt I'd get a tattoo of a butt with a butt shaped tattoo on it.

3.:thumbsup:

4. just like the commerical. I wouldn't share my Dr. Pepper. It's mine bitch!

5. the dumbest thing i've ever done has been to post in this thread. aww.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

1. At a carnival there is a merry-go-round, what are you most likely to sit on?

A) A fire-engine of course


2. You are forced (at gun point) to get a slogan or sentence tattooed onto your ass, what would it say?

Exit Only!


3. What's your favourite Freeones emoticon? :conehead:

:bigjump:


4. Meatloaf claimed he'd do anything for love, but he won't do "that"... What do you think "That" is? And would YOU do "that" for love?

I dont know but if Meatloaf wouldnt do it...I definately wouldnt do it either!


5. What's the stupidest thing you have ever done?

Answer these questions?

Nah, I dont know...to trust the wrong people I think!

 

[Eric Lindros]

1. At a carnival there is a merry-go-round, what are you most likely to sit on?
A fire-engine

2. You are forced (at gun point) to get a slogan or sentence tattooed onto your ass, what would it say?
Wrong entrance

3. What's your favourite Freeones emoticon?
:glugglug:

4. Meatloaf claimed he'd do anything for love, but he won't do "that"... What do you think "That" is? And would YOU do "that" for love?
"That"in his case would be doing a threesome. And he can't do that, his bed is too small.
For me: I love it!

5. What's the stupidest thing you have ever done?[/QUOTE]
Can't remember.

 

[tunsty]

1. At a carnival there is a merry-go-round, what are you most likely to sit on?

A) A fire-engine
B) A horse (Boring!)
c) A giant tea-cup
Has to be the Fire-Engine... as long as it has a bell.
(BTW: Teacup? what soft-ass fairgrounds have you been visiting?)

2. You are forced (at gun point) to get a slogan or sentence tattooed onto your ass, what would it say?
'No-Entry' (it'll go nicely with the 'For Tradesmen' that I already have there.)



3. What's your favourite Freeones emoticon? :conehead:
Polite man reveals new wig :hatsoff:



4. Meatloaf claimed he'd do anything for love, but he won't do "that"... What do you think "That" is?
I'm guessing 'That' is French-kissing an Alligator.
And would YOU do "that" for love?
No... I've heard that Alligators like tongue..followed by the rest of whatever it is their eating.


5. What's the stupidest thing you have ever done?
Revealed in question 2, that I have 'For Tradesmen' tattoed on my ass.. now that the information is out, I'll be inundated with offers from Tradesmen to use my backdoor.

 

[Deshawnj]

1. At a carnival there is a merry-go-round, what are you most likely to sit on?
fire-engine

2. You are forced (at gun point) to get a slogan or sentence tattooed onto your ass, what would it say?
Your wife saw this tattoo many times

3. What's your favourite Freeones emoticon?

4. Meatloaf claimed he'd do anything for love, but he won't do "that"... What do you think "That" is? And would YOU do "that" for love?
Get a real job. Yes I already did that

5. What's the stupidest thing you have ever done?[/quote]
An underage girl

 

[thapie]

1.tea cup
2."hey what does this say?"
3.:hatsoff:
4.build an extra bedroom for her mum to move into
5.i slept with a girl who was insane,bad experience

 

[D-rock]

1. At a carnival there is a merry-go-round, what are you most likely to sit on?

A) A fire-engine
B) A horse (Boring!)
c) A giant tea-cup

2. You are forced (at gun point) to get a slogan or sentence tattooed onto your ass, what would it say?

3. What's your favourite Freeones emoticon?

4. Meatloaf claimed he'd do anything for love, but he won't do "that"... What do you think "That" is? And would YOU do "that" for love?

5. What's the stupidest thing you have ever done?

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1. I would ride the train, or maybe just sit in one of the normal seats.

2. "If you can read this you're too close." or "One way street."

3. :throwup:

4. Eating out both Rosie O’Donnell and Hillary Clinton at the same time while they have yeast infections. :throwup:

5. I've never done anything stupid.

 

[Fresno]

1. At a carnival there is a merry-go-round, what are you most likely to sit on?

A) A fire-engine
B) A horse
c) A giant tea-cup

2. You are forced (at gun point) to get a slogan or sentence tattooed onto your ass, what would it say?

Out Only

3. What's your favorite FreeOnes emoticon?

:wave:

4. Meatloaf claimed he'd do anything for love, but he won't do "that"... What do you think "That" is? And would YOU do "that" for love?

who knows and probably not

5. What's the stupidest thing you have ever done?

Was marry my ex wife (but also my smartest, Because I have a beautiful little girl)