???

[busenbust]

harakiri ???????????

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Breathe.

 

[emceeemcee]

ask me to refer to her only as Graham.

 

[allenk15]

what did a girl stick something up your ass?

 

[Ali_Din]

talking too much

 

[turtle825]

 

[Sicario]

ask for money.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Cum.
The female orgasm does not exist and no woman ever should be allowed to attempt to cum. They should know their place.







(Disclaimer: This does not represent my views and is therefore not ban-worthy)

 

[busenbust]

giving u an std ???

 

[phanto_1985]

giving u an std ???

Or a STF.There's always one who tap out earlier in sex.

 

[dp93]

talking too much

I agree with you sir

 

[DJCowboy]

No eye contact

 

[lurkingdirk]

Live.

 

[Ulysses31]

Show me where her penis used to be :dunno:

 

[Ulysses31]

1) Wake up

2) Escape and call the police

3) Show me the credit card bill

4) Change the baby's nappy

5) Wax her facial hair

6) Show me her school books

7) Burn my Qu'ran

8) Propose

9) Brush my teeth or comb my hair

10) Spill my coffee

:dunno: