5 per day is the limit.
If you go over that you go directly to hell. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. It's not that bad once you're there. God and Jesus aren't so bad either, I hear their comic double act is hilarious....
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5 per day is the limit.
If you go over that you go directly to hell. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. It's not that bad once you're there. God and Jesus aren't so bad either, I hear their comic double act is hilarious....
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
Yes, when I'm not an editor and I'm not getting paid.
Hang your head.
broderic_randal
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ive only had tee martunis osifer
Sadly I am unable to join the shitfaced community at present, as I am currently deployed as part of "Operation Man Boobs." The objective of which is to remove from my person the "Wonderbra Connundrum." Simply put, when the mission is completed strangers will no longer look at me and say, "I wonder why that man doesn't wear a bra?"
The strategy and tactics on the ***** front are simple. Place the body outside of the pub. Place the ***** inside the bottle and outside of the body. It is the execution that is fiendish. In a somewhat similar set of circumstances to the evil Osama Bin Laden, a sober Mrs Jolly was a highly elusive creature. Both frequented various dives and holes in the walls, both were surrounded by a cadre of murderous scum who could often be found face down in the carpet a half a dozen times a day. And both had internal organs that were failing.
The strategy and tactics on the ***** front are simple. Place the body outside of the pub. Place the ***** inside the bottle and outside of the body. It is the execution that is fiendish. In a somewhat similar set of circumstances to the evil Osama Bin Laden, a sober Mrs Jolly was a highly elusive creature. Both frequented various dives and holes in the walls, both were surrounded by a cadre of murderous scum who could often be found face down in the carpet a half a dozen times a day. And both had internal organs that were failing.
I like this thread. I think I should go have another **** to enjoy it even more. :****:
I know you are.:thefinger
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
I'm not ***** right now. In fact, I really don't ***** enough any more to do that. I usually just mellow out and ***** a couple to relax. I quit getting plastered when I graduated college. That's the only time that I think it was cool to be *****.
Ah, the memories... When I moved to college one of the places where I work used to have **** for the crew as part of the show budget. Every night after work we sit around the **** bucket in catering. They would always have 4 or 5 cases of **** for us, and only about 8 or 10 of us would actually stay and *****, and I would always take a "doggie bag" home with me. Let's just say that my roommates and I would each consume about 12 beers every day, and none of us ever had to pay for ****. There was **** for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and any other meal we happened to consume during the day. I remember going to 9:20 am classes with a buzz after downing 4 or 5 beers in the morning.
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