25 Most Ridiculous Rock Band Names

[senob44]

As chosen by the fine people over at Cracked.com

I thought this was great. Hope you get a kick out of it!

Here's a scenario: You start a rock band, which you just happen to name after spending several hours huffing paint and ******** bleach. You spend a few years playing small clubs until you're discovered by a major label and start selling a lot of records. And suddenly you realize that the stupid name you thought up when you were huffing all that paint is going to follow you around for the rest of your life.

Here are the 25 bands who, regardless of their own musical quality, have the stupidest names on record.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15118_25-most-ridiculous-band-names-in-rock-history.html

 

[Facial_King]

Pretty funny, and had all the bands I had hoped would be on it.

30 Odd Foot of Grunts (please!)
Limp Bizkit
Puddle of Mudd

 

[BigSwede]

It wasn´t that funny.

 

[calpoon]

it wasn't super funny, but it made me a laugh a few times and it was pretty interesting to hear about how they came up with those stupid names. I was sad to see Mr. T Experience on there though. sure it's a dumb name, but it's a late 80's west-coast punk convention to name your band after an ironic prose pop-culture reference. Such as Jody ******'s Army. even though it's not particularly ironic or amusing, you just kinda have to accept it.

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

as usual only big names are on here. where's the jesus lizard or an emotional fish?

 

[Facetious]

√ twisted ****** <- dee snyder loser lose-a !



√ and what exactly is Uriah Heap ?

√ Derrick and whose dominoes ?

 

[FAH-Q]

whats wrong with w.a.s.p.?

 

[dick van cock]

√ and what exactly is Uriah Heap ?

He knows!

 

[dave_rhino]

Some of them aren't that bad, but some of the explanations are pretty funny.

 

[bigbadbrody]

It wasn´t that funny.

Sadly I will have to agree with you on this one, because I would have never thought that some of the bands that made it on to the list would have been on the list

Some of them aren't that bad, but some of the explanations are pretty funny.

Yes some of the explanations are funnier than the band name

whats wrong with w.a.s.p.?

whats wrong with !!!?:dunno:

 

[calpoon]

coming soon: 25 most ridiculous freeones member names.

oh, tunsty, where are you?

 

[FAH-Q]

whats wrong with !!!?:dunno:

how do you pronounce it? really, think about it. the guy introducing them - "ladies and gentlemen, please welcome.....er....how do you guys pronounce your band name?" :rofl:

 

[bigbadbrody]

how do you pronounce it? really, think about it. the guy introducing them - "ladies and gentlemen, please welcome.....er....how do you guys pronounce your band name?" :rofl:

Exclamtion Point, Exclamtion Point, Exclamtion Point ???

 

[BlueBalls]

I think The Pigeon Detectives, have to be up there as a really **** band name

 

[dick van cock]

There's a German punk band called "the Ass-Fucked Rubber Cunts" (die Arschgefickten Gummifotzen)... just saying... :dunno:

 

[dave_rhino]

:1orglaugh @ Ass-Fucked Rubber Cunts

 

[calpoon]

how do you pronounce it? really, think about it. the guy introducing them - "ladies and gentlemen, please welcome.....er....how do you guys pronounce your band name?" :rofl:

it's actually (apparently) pronounced by clucking your tongue, which is even stupider.

 

[AnubisZ]

whats wrong with w.a.s.p.?

Nothing. Listening to "******** in the Fire" now. :glugglug:

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

Freak Kitchen is a really fucking terrible name, not to mention they suck. Also, to those people talking about !!!, it's pronounced CHK-CHK-CHK.

whats wrong with w.a.s.p.?

Oh, you haven't heard? They're terrible.

 

[FAH-Q]

Oh, you haven't heard? They're terrible.

wasnt talking about the music. maybe you forgot the name of the thread?