2012 New Years Resolutions

Petra

Cult ****** and Simpering Cunt
It's almost time to make those resolutions for the new year, so to help you fuckers actually think (I know, it's hard), I've started this thread.

Here's mine:

- Start a public diary of Anders and my swinging sessions for Roald.

- Kick Anders in the balls at least once each work day and 2x on the Sundays he comes over to my house.

- Be a nicer and kinder person. So to do this I won't kick Anders in the balls in his own home.

- Buy more garden gnomes to irritate the hubby.

- Ban Dirk at least once in 2012.

- Somehow put Puma Swede and Roald in a locked room together.

So, what's yours!?
 

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