20 ridiculous complaints made by holidaymakers

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Some of the genius ones:

A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant ***** ruined his honeymoon by making him feel "inadequate".

"No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The ******** were startled."

"There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners."

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