Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
And you're a pretty fuckin humorless twunt for not getting the joke, asshat.
2/10 would not bang.
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Ha ha! Now that's funny!
Thank god for the ignore list, and by the way, I'm reporting your post.
Philbert
Banned
Aaliyah Love
Official Checked Star Member
He's reporting you for not being sympathetic for his lack of sense of humor
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I'm just said he won't pick ME apart/make fun of me! All of my selfies are too fucking boring to post..just my shoulders up.. I can post a nonnude pic from my website instead?
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I'm just said he won't pick ME apart/make fun of me! All of my selfies are too fucking boring to post..just my shoulders up.. I can post a nonnude pic from my website instead?
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Yarp
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I got the joke, I just thought the title was stupid, and it is.
The phrase "2 / 10 would not bang." literally has no meaning. It's dumb. I was hoping it was some kind of code, like 420, or a reference to something, like 3:16. It could have meant Feb. 10th for all I knew. But even though it does refer to '2 out of 10', the whole title still doesn't make any sense. And that's fine, it's still funny, but a smarter title - or even something approaching normal English - would have made it funnier.
There is nothing wrong with my sense of humor. I reported him for resorting to a personal attack. I said *something* was stupid, I didn't say he was. Going off on someone like that is a staggering overreaction. It means he took grave personal offense to a remark that wasn't even directed at him. It's really pretty sad, but the fact that he went from 0-60 in under 2 seconds made it funny because it was surreal.
I think there was a Simpson's episode where someone is trying to reason with Willy, and out of nowhere Willy wails on them and threatens to kill them, to which Homer responds, "Wow, that escalated quickly." Or something like that, I don't exactly remember. But it was that kind of funny.
The phrase "2 / 10 would not bang." literally has no meaning. It's dumb. I was hoping it was some kind of code, like 420, or a reference to something, like 3:16. It could have meant Feb. 10th for all I knew. But even though it does refer to '2 out of 10', the whole title still doesn't make any sense. And that's fine, it's still funny, but a smarter title - or even something approaching normal English - would have made it funnier.
There is nothing wrong with my sense of humor. I reported him for resorting to a personal attack. I said *something* was stupid, I didn't say he was. Going off on someone like that is a staggering overreaction. It means he took grave personal offense to a remark that wasn't even directed at him. It's really pretty sad, but the fact that he went from 0-60 in under 2 seconds made it funny because it was surreal.
I think there was a Simpson's episode where someone is trying to reason with Willy, and out of nowhere Willy wails on them and threatens to kill them, to which Homer responds, "Wow, that escalated quickly." Or something like that, I don't exactly remember. But it was that kind of funny.
^ you were a hall monitor in school weren't you? Wait, you probably have me on ignore too. nvm.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Ad hominem(s) are a cornerstone of the freeones board and my "attack" was relatively mild compared to some of the other stuff that occurs on a regular basis. And now, to appease your delicate sensibilities and recognize the precious snowflake that is you:
Asshat
Asshat
congratulations, you're the first person i've seen to be unfamiliar with the 1-10 scale of ranking. also, for someone who's been on this site for a couple years you seem equally unfamiliar with the general asshattery and shit talking that is common around here.
Philbert
Banned
bobjustbob
Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
Ace wouldn't dare try his bullshit with me. I'd give him such a pinch.
This from people who supposedly have a sense of humor and thick skin. I've seen at least two of you blow up in fits of rage when somebody hurled insults at you because they couldn't stand the vile, insulting things you said about them, and thankfully, I'm neither that insecure nor that gullible.
If I had felt insulted, or even remotely cared what any of you thought, you would have known.
If I had felt insulted, or even remotely cared what any of you thought, you would have known.
Philbert
Banned
This being said after how many posts?
So...what was it you reported about the post? How little you cared?
:crybaby:
(BTW...1940 called and wants "vile" back...
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Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Jesus, you whiny cunt. Don't click on the link to the thread because I'm going to continue doing what I do regardless if you've got sand in your twat about it.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
That was a bit over the top wasn't it? I apologize to all the other whiny cunts of the world for comparing him to you.
Aaliyah Love
Official Checked Star Member
ok enough of the crybaby shit.. back to me! Sorry it took me a few days, I've been busy making the porno.
Ok so I know you wanted a selfie pic, and I went thru ALL of my pics yesterday (the Apple store made me delete 80% of them so I literally went thru ALL of them) and theyre just too boring.. pics of my face or blurry close up pics of my ass. Ya know those porn girls who get full body selfies of just the right angles? How the fuck do they do that?! Must be double jointed or something..
But I understand why it can't be a nude pic, although I was looking forward to you making fun of my holes.. so I'll just post another pic from that same scene! It's a solo pic set that accompanies the 3rd b/g scene that was posted on AaliyahLove.com not too long ago (shameless self promotion right here!) and I just love this set. Too bad there were really only 5 nonnude pics in this set to choose from.. I wanted to give you an ass shot but there were none..doh!
So go ahead, tear me apart, I love it!
Ok so I know you wanted a selfie pic, and I went thru ALL of my pics yesterday (the Apple store made me delete 80% of them so I literally went thru ALL of them) and theyre just too boring.. pics of my face or blurry close up pics of my ass. Ya know those porn girls who get full body selfies of just the right angles? How the fuck do they do that?! Must be double jointed or something..
But I understand why it can't be a nude pic, although I was looking forward to you making fun of my holes.. so I'll just post another pic from that same scene! It's a solo pic set that accompanies the 3rd b/g scene that was posted on AaliyahLove.com not too long ago (shameless self promotion right here!) and I just love this set. Too bad there were really only 5 nonnude pics in this set to choose from.. I wanted to give you an ass shot but there were none..doh!
So go ahead, tear me apart, I love it!
