15 Year Old Boy asks Lindsey Vonn to Homecoming Dance

[Straight Shooter]

This *** is a legend
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[StanScratch]

So what? I went to my freshman prom with Mary Lou Retton.

OK, it turned out to be some short middle-aged dude dressed like Mary Lou Retton, but man, he gave me the best blo...ah, I mean, what?

 

[lurkingdirk]

So what? I went to my freshman prom with Mary Lou Retton.

OK, it turned out to be some short middle-aged dude dressed like Mary Lou Retton, but man, he gave me the best blo...ah, I mean, what?

Mary Lou Retton isn't a short, middle-aged dude?

 

[Legzman]

so...who's Lindsey Vonn? :dunno:

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

The *** has guts, you have to admit it.

 

[feller469]

so...who's Lindsey Vonn? :dunno:

Remember the guy who played "Goober" on "Hee Haw"? That was George Lindsay. So it's not him, but I can see how you could get them confused.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I asked Oingo Boingo to mine.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Good for him. I guess all the attractive athletes were busy that day. :dunno:

Now, if he'd pulled Alex Morgan, I'd be impressed.

 

[grower_boy]

If he was really a legend, he would have asked a porn star to go with him.

 

[LukeEl]

So I still may have a chance getting Martina Navertolova to be my date for my highschool's 20th reunion.

 

[Galactic]

*to AndyRy* You don't think she's hot?! That *** just became my hero.

 

[Bonezstorm]

Many celebs already regret to this kind of invitation. He should've asked for a bj instead

 

[MILF Man]

How cool that Lindsey accepted his offer! She's very sexy! Congrats to him cause it will be a prom he'll never forget.