780 - beat keith richards to death with a yellowfin tuna!
Knock up Maria Sharapova, or a chick who looks like her
Fuck the **** out of my hot young boss at the firm I work at, even though she will never give me a raise. Then afterwards tell her I fucked her ******. (which is true, no lying about the ****** part)
i wanna lick britneys asshole just once then i can die happy
Live in Europe