1000 things you want to do before you die...

540:Touch the Stanly Cup
541:Sell a million albums
542:Meet Mike Judge the creator of Beavis and Butthead.
 
546. Fuck my crush
547. fuck and give a facial to a hot 19 year old blond
548. tour Europe on my bicycle
549. watch my crush get fucked hard by her hubby
550. fuck avril lavigne missionary
 
slowhand, been skydiving it's awesome, do it at mission beach, cairns, oz if you get a chance.

558 - climb lover's leap, california
 
563: Meet Slash, Izzy, Duff and Steve Adler

564: Play a song with Slash, Izzy , Duff and Steve Adler
 
566 - see George W. Bush judged for crimes against humanity
567 - have my own yellow submarine
 
568 - Watch all the idiots of the world get dragged out in the street strapped down and then kicked by all the village ********.
 
570: Meet Chuck Berry, Eric Clapton & B.B. King
 
571 - save one hot chick (better a dozen) from a gang of sharks in the course of a tsunami and meanwhile melt the iceberg with my body heat and same Titanic (not the Leonardo, fuck him). In the end get recompensed, write a book, write an argument for the soap-opera or for the movie, eat all the girls at the same time, and ... oh well ... I have to go now, I need to pee. ...pff....
 
576: Win the thread Premium Link Upgrade at freeones board.
 
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