1000 things you hope dont happen in your life...

[member11579]

28. End up in the Darwin Awards book. Even as a near miss.
29. Embarass my children unintentionally. Intentionally is fiiiiiine.

 

[saint]

30. Die in an embarassing postion
31. Prison gang bang
32. Vegetative state

 

[member5726]

33. The end of the World

 

[bigbri71]

34 all of the above
35. get electrocuted

<------ electrician :eek:

 

[ilikethesun2009]

36. Lose my driving moccasins...
37. Get abducted by aliens, unless they're really cool about not probing me and shit...
38. See the Hoover vacuum company go out of business...

 

[XanderJack]

39.) Become a conservative
40.) Root for the Yankees
41.) Not be able to control my bowel movements

 

[zoechs]

42.) 3rd Worldwar

 

[nickerdeemes2]

43.) My balls literally freezing off.

 

[Digibeat]

lol @ 41

44 - Anorgasmia

 

[STDiva]

45. All my favourite pornstars doing anal.

Shit. Too late

 

[wizzkid666]

46. cut in half with a saw.