10 Weirdest College Mascots

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Just in time for the beginning of the college football season. I like Sammy the banana slug an awful lot but Scrotie from the Rhode Island School of Design Fucking Rules!



The school's basketball team is known as the Balls, and their slogan is, "When the heat is on, the Balls stick together." The hockey team is called the Nads, and their cheer is "Go Nads!" Scrotie was created to cheer on the Nads in 2001. Despite his status as an unofficial mascot, he's present at all the games and widely accepted by the student body.

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How Stanford's mascot didn't make the list is beyond me.

I'm sure there are some strange mascots you all have seen in your time. Feel free to share your experiences.
 

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