10 Weirdest College Mascots

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Just in time for the beginning of the college football season. I like Sammy the banana slug an awful lot but Scrotie from the Rhode Island School of Design Fucking Rules!



The school's basketball team is known as the Balls, and their slogan is, "When the heat is on, the Balls stick together." The hockey team is called the Nads, and their cheer is "Go Nads!" Scrotie was created to cheer on the Nads in 2001. Despite his status as an unofficial mascot, he's present at all the games and widely accepted by the student body.

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How Stanford's mascot didn't make the list is beyond me.

I'm sure there are some strange mascots you all have seen in your time. Feel free to share your experiences.
 
What's Cleveland University's mascot? The steamer? I mean, they already have the Cleveland Browns, so why not the Cleveland Steamers? :D
 
There's a Cleveland State. Rollie Massimino coached their hoops team after his experiment with UNLV didn't work out.
 
Oh, Bail. You see Baconsalt around every corner. Me, I see him in my nightmares. But he would appreciate the Southpark mascot battle between a Giant Douche and a **** Sandwich.
 
How in the hell did not Stanford make it :dunno:and Delta State goes by the Statemen as well
 
Scrotie is the funniest thing ever. A friend of mine to RISD, and he told me about it, I nearly pissed myself laughing. Go Nads!:rofl:
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In high school, our mascot was the class clown wearing a ***'s costume of Simba from the Lion King.

Not college, but it was wierd.
 
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